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(07-10-2025, 07:02 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: Red Sonja
Wow. This was terrible. Terrible on every front. I barely made it through. The lead was the worst Sonja ever. Tanya Roberts' Sheena was a better Sonja. And the fight choreo was pathetic. The effects were painfully weak. It was like a bad 80s barbarian flick. The sets looked worse than the original Land of the Lost Saturday morning show. So bad. I shoulda bailed.
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(07-18-2025, 11:50 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: Den asked me if I could interview Luke Lieberman (Red Sonja) but it's a half hour before I arrive at SAN. :-(
So glad I dodged that bullet...
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11-21-2025, 04:28 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-21-2025, 04:29 PM by King Bob.)
That sword looks really short. And by all means leave your soft belly uprotected for the sexiness factor.
The original was entertaining at least.
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Actually the funniest part - the only redeemable part - is when she's handed her signature outfit and asks if it actually protected anything and the armor says no but the crowd will love it. She's a gladiatorial slave - called damnoti here - and that nod to her chainmail bikini was the only glimmer of entertainment in the entire hour and a half plus.
I was earnestly rooting for the villainess.
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