Zombie Strippers

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Netflix has just told me it's shipping Zombie Strippers to the house. I'm so excited!!

I wonder what the Queen is watching tomorrow night?

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

but will it surpass Frankenhooker for best movie of all freakin' TIME!?!?!?

[The Queen]

The Queen will be cleaning out gutters -- no wait, I did that this morning.

Enjoy your zombie strippers. The Queen has many books to read. In bed. Probably not wearing anything. Have fun at the movies.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

[Drunk Monk]

and do you still keep the spare key in the same place?

just curious...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

As always, key is in the frog. If i get laid off today (please please please), I'll probably watch it this afternoon while the Queen is ensconced in the lair of work.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Who knew being undead made you a better stripper. The trip to the champagne room downgrades, though.

This fabulous film starts off as an homage to Aliens. A crack crew is sent to the secret government base to stop the Zombies who were made by the government from escaping. Naturally, one of the commandos gets bitten and runs off rather than being killed. He ends up at an underground strip club which from the way it was shot seems to be on the secret government base, as well. He bites one of the strippers and she becomes undead. But her stripping improves dramatically. The goth stripper sees this and wants to become undead, too. Soon, all the strippers want to be undead. Robert Englund, of Nightmare on Elm street fame, is the proprietor of the club. He loves the new Zombie Strippers but doesn't care for the aftermath of the stripping. The Zombies need a snack and it usually happens at the end of the lap dance. Where the lap becomes the snack. A lot of Zombies without penises being held in the basement.

I don't know how it turns out. I'm saving that for when the Queen is out of town.

[The Queen]

You're leaving town before I am. Take it with you.

[Drunk Monk]

you watched it before ppfy and dm could get to the frog, didn't you?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I was supposed to wait for you two to return to LA? Is hell freezing?

[Drunk Monk]

...but we have a black prez. So it could happen. All things are possible.

[Drunk Monk]

First Look At The Trailer For Takao Nakano's BIG TITS ZOMBIE 3D With Sola Aoi!
by Todd Brown, April 20, 2010 12:26 PM

Strippers versus zombies! Strippers versus sushi! AV star Sola Aoi (Sora Aoi, 蒼井そら) wielding a chainsaw! It's everything a growing boy needs and it's all coming at you in 3D!

It's Takao Nakano's gleefully trashy Big Tits Zombie - the film adaptation of Rei Mikamoto's cult manga Kyonyo Dragon - and Twitch is proud to present the exclusive world premiere of the brand new trailer! Get out your rain slickers and make sure mom's not looking over your shoulder because it's about to get bloody!

BIG TITS ZOMBIE in 3D!!!
Deadly DD‐Cups!!!
A bloody Armageddon has begun!


Rena Jodo (Sola Aoi) is a stripper who just got back from Mexico and she has been offered a gig at a hot spring resort. When she arrives, she finds a deserted country town. There's hardly anyone in the audience at the strip club and all the other strippers, including Ginko (Risa Kasumi), Maria (Mari Sakurai), Nene (Tamayo) and Dana (Io Aikawa) are all bored stiff. They don't know what to do with their time and they are on the verge of fighting each other.

When they decide to go down to the basement of the club to kill time, Maria finds a "Book of the Dead" near "the Well of the Spirit." But who could have imagined the horror and panic that find would bring? Maria's reading of the book out loud has somehow revived the dead and zombies start appearing all over the world attacking mankind. It's Hell in the real world!

Dana and Nene are bitten by the zombies and they turn into living dead who attack Rena and Ginko. The poor big‐bosomed babes have no choice but to fight against Maria who now rules the zombies and tries to establish a kingdom of zombies. Rena and Ginko have to challenge Maria and the hordes of zombies! And how does the Blue Demon Devil (Minoru Torihada) fit in?

http://twitchfilm.net/news/2010/04/an-ex...ra-aoi.php You must click to see the trailer.

Figures we'd have just the thread to post this on in the archives.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Party Foul on the DM. That wasn't the trailer for Big Tits Zombie 2. That was the trailer for some stupid film called Zombie5 vs Strippers. Ah, the disappointment.