08-26-2009, 07:55 PM
Bambi (1942)
You don't kill the mother! How can you kill a baby's mother in a movie for children! Even if it was for adults, we're talking about a fawn here! A fucking fawn! Orphaned barely into the movie? What jackass script-hacker came up with that!
I don't believe this. Et tu Disney? Is there no safehaven?
That's it. I'm calling a moratorium. No more movies for a year. I'm going cold turkey -- and yes, I KNOW "cold turkey" is the name of a movie, but it's a movie I won't be seeing, because as Roberto Duran so succinctly put it after he made weight and then ate two big steaks before trying to fight Sugar Ray Leonard only to end up with really bad stomach cramps, "No mas. No mas."
You don't kill the mother! How can you kill a baby's mother in a movie for children! Even if it was for adults, we're talking about a fawn here! A fucking fawn! Orphaned barely into the movie? What jackass script-hacker came up with that!
I don't believe this. Et tu Disney? Is there no safehaven?
That's it. I'm calling a moratorium. No more movies for a year. I'm going cold turkey -- and yes, I KNOW "cold turkey" is the name of a movie, but it's a movie I won't be seeing, because as Roberto Duran so succinctly put it after he made weight and then ate two big steaks before trying to fight Sugar Ray Leonard only to end up with really bad stomach cramps, "No mas. No mas."