Don't parents know they're not allowed to get sick?

[The Queen]

Got a call from my stepfather. The cell phone wasn't working too well in the hospital, but I gleaned from that first call that the "routine" colonoscopy my mom was undergoing today found a problem and they had to do a more extensive procedure. Apparently she had damage to her spleen and other sources of "leakage" that the doctor had to cauterize.

A few calls later, I'm told she's being kept in the ICU overnight and part of the day tomorrow, but that she should be fine, her doctor says he fixed all the issues, she's comfortable and resting, and should be fine. Stepdad says she's okay, no need to fly out. By last phone call he was definitely a lot less stressed sounding and even making a few jokes, so I take it that I'm not supposed to be terrified. Offered several times to fly out, he said no, not required, I should be able to talk to her tomorrow.

Keeping my fingers crossed that all is indeed well, or on its way to being well. Hate not being there.

[Drunk Monk]

When my dad had his stroke, I was leaving for a business trip to Las Vegas. He was stable and it was a short trip, but that was very hard.

It's hard being distant, but I'm sure they'll let you know if they need you to come. That's a good sign that they don't think you need to come.

[The Queen]

Her condition has been upgraded from stable to good; my stepdad says that she will probably be moved from the ICU to a regular room tomorrow, but that they're going to keep her in the hospital a few days to keep a close eye on her.

[The Queen]

Was transferred to a private room last night, and is MUCH better today; got to talk to her a few times and she sounds like Mom again. Phew! She may go home as early as tomorrow.

I admonished her that much as she likes the show, this is not an episode of "House" and therefore she is not allowed to develop any more symptoms or have any setbacks. She agreed that we've had enough drama.