Cats (2019) by Tom Hooper

[cranefly]

No, I haven't seen this.  But DM has expressed an interest, as has Greg (I believe).
I'm curious to see it too, because I liked the look of the original trailer, whereas it seemed to trigger a lot of people's uncanny valley.

Consider this a placeholder during the game of hand grenade roulette.

[Greg]

I'll be waiting for the DVD, but it's on the list.

[Drunk Monk]

this is straight out kit-tay-tay baiting...

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Directed by Tobe Hooper?

[cranefly]

Directed by Tobe Hooper?

Nope, it's Tom Hooper.  But I had that thought too, found myself envisioning all these cats with caterwauling chainsaws, shredding furniture and those who sit in them...

[Drunk Monk]

Directed by Tobe Hooper?

Nope, it's Tom Hooper.  But I had that thought too, found myself envisioning all these cats with caterwauling chainsaws, shredding furniture and those who sit in them...

...and kit-T-swizzle.

I'd watch the hell out of that.

[Drunk Monk]

So tempting.

So very very tempting...

Readers of the Washington Post have found a way to watch Cats, the big-screen adaptation of the famous musical that’s reckoned to have lost more than $100m since it was released last month and which many critics have lambasted as virtually unwatchable.
Hundreds of people told the Post about seeing the Tom Hooper-directed movie tripped out on magic mushrooms, LSD, spiked marijuana and other mind-altering substances.
The paper offered a list of compelling, if not encouraging, responses:
“The most terrifying experience of my life. I swear to God my soul escaped me.”

Stop mewling! Cats is no turkey, say our dance and theatre critics

“Cried both times. Planning on going two more times.”
“Vomited four times but ultimately understood the film on a deep level.”
“Had a panic attack in the middle of it …”
Raina, 25, from South Carolina, saidshe couldn’t handle the mismatched proportions of the furry animals. She lasted 10 minutes, “and then I went to the AMC bathroom and threw up”.
Annaliese Nielsen, terrified by the furry face of James Corden, called the film “a special kind of evil”.

Audience responses are in some ways more severe than the critics, who widely slammed the adaptation when it was released over Christmas.

The film, wrote Matt Golder at Collider, “feels like it’s two seconds away from turning into a furry orgy in a dumpster”.
Still, one Post reader described a “bonding experience” with other viewers at a New York theater.
“Just like, OK, we’re doing this together, this is a thing that is transpiring, and we are bearing witness.”

[Drunk Monk]

i started to watch this via a pyrite site last night. i was hoping seeing it would get my kit-t-swizzle fixation out of my head.  but no.  unfortunately, the version posted was crappy, shot-in-the-theater with a gambling site ad subtitle floating across the screen in different languages constantly. i bailed.  

sorry DOOMers.  dm failed you.  

[cranefly]

Well, hell.  I now feel obligated to go to the theater and watch this.
Because otherwise DM will stream it, or Greg will DVD it, and then I will have established this thread in the wrong place.
I tell ya.  I spend so much time these days fixing my own mistakes that I could just meow.

[Greg]

Don't be catty.

[Drunk Monk]

i have failed you, DOOM.

i'm having a sad.

[Drunk Monk]