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Hitman
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It's based on the video game so it must be good. It also stars Tim Olyphantastic!

Okay, we all knew the film was going to bad. But it did have some nicely choreographed stunt sequences. It was good to see all the Russia SWAT teams dressed in camoflauge Darth Vader outfits.

My biggest question: Why would you have your race of super secret stealthy assassins all be bald with tatoos on the back of their heads? Don't you think that once you've seen one, you might be on the look out for others? There was some tie into the church, but that never came out. And why Tim didn't sleep with the Russian Hooker who threw herself at him on numerous occasions, I don't know. I'm thinking a good background piece would have been if they were related in some way.

It does however recommed itself for Doom group viewing. Implausability factor is high.
So much for the flickr badge idea. Dammit
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