07-16-2008, 04:26 PM
Remember my Seagal redeems himself post? (http://brotherhoodofdoom.com/phpBB2/view...5&start=15)
Seagal is the best part of the movie, but he failed to achieve redemption. I love the Onion website, so I was hoping for something a little more intelligent and subversive. This is just a Zucker flick and after Kentucky Fried Movie and Airplane!, Zucker was played out. Silly, pointless, crass. The ox says 'raw and uncut' but that's an onion pun. The only thing that was worthy of cutting was a lot of swearing. No nudity. No decent violence. Very frat boy humor. So disappointing.
Seagal is the best part of the movie, but he failed to achieve redemption. I love the Onion website, so I was hoping for something a little more intelligent and subversive. This is just a Zucker flick and after Kentucky Fried Movie and Airplane!, Zucker was played out. Silly, pointless, crass. The ox says 'raw and uncut' but that's an onion pun. The only thing that was worthy of cutting was a lot of swearing. No nudity. No decent violence. Very frat boy humor. So disappointing.
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