Iron Crotch Festival Announcements

[Greg]

Okay. Maybe not all.

[thatguy]

If there is a festival in SF, I am entered.

What about this one? https://sfpff.pinklabel.tv

Missed opportunity...

--tg

[Greg]

Tribeca just sent me a note saying I could get a complimentary ticket to a bunch of events. If I was in New York, there are a bunch I would attend. Sadly, I am not in New York.

[Greg]

Festivals are starting to watch the film again after a month long drought. I've got a 2 minute viewing from Brooklyn and a 1:30 viewing from Spokane. I can feel the invitations being written as we speak.

[Greg]

I won't be going to Greece.

Dear Greg,
Thank you for submitting your work to the 15th Aegean Film Festival.
From more than 800 films competing for this edition, a total of 54 are finally included in the official programmes. Your film has been carefully reviewed by our pre-selection team consisting of a diverse group of people from more than 15 different countries and the AegeanFF programming team.
An overwhelming number of exceptional entries made our selection process a tough call and unfortunately we could not include Iron Crotch in one of the programmes of the upcoming edition.
As a Thank You gesture to all filmmakers who trusted us with their work, we would like to offer a 40% discount to the Guest Pass in order to help those who wish to attend. The Guest Pass includes invitations to screenings and special events as well as discounts on accommodation, restaurants and local businesses. 
If you are interested to attend please RSVP, here, to receive your access code and we are looking forward to meeting you on the island of Patmos between the 16th - 24th of July.
We would like to congratulate again you for your work and we are looking forward to watching and considering your next projects.
Best regards
Programming Team
Aegean Film Festival

[Greg]

A banner week for rejections. Both Marina Del Rey and Boston.Doc have declined my entreaties. Marina Del Rey sent out an automated rejection via Film Freeway. Boston.doc sent out this form letter.

Dear Greg,
Thank you for submitting your project to the Doc.Boston Documentary Film Festival. Unfortunately, we are not able to include it in our program this year.
Please know that your project was carefully considered by our programming team, and the decision was incredibly difficult to say the least. Unfortunately, not all of the wonderful projects we consider can be included, and we are forced to make many difficult decisions each year.
Thank you again for sharing your project with us. We wish you the best of luck, and we hope to have the opportunity to view your work in the future.
Sincerely,
Doc.Boston Documentary Film Festival

[Greg]

The Melbourne International Film Festival has opted not to wait until June 30 to reject my Iron Crotch and got it out of the way today.

Dear Greg,

Thank you for submitting Iron Crotch (MIFF26-2425) to the 2026 Melbourne International Film Festival (MIFF). After careful consideration, we are unable to offer the film a place in this year’s program.

Each year, MIFF receives a high volume of submissions, and the number of thoughtful, accomplished and distinctive works submitted far exceeds the space available in the festival program. We recognise the time, care and commitment involved in making and submitting a film, and we sincerely appreciate the opportunity to have considered your work.

While we understand that feedback can be valuable, due to the volume of submissions received, MIFF is unable to provide individual feedback on selection outcomes.

We wish you and the film all the very best, and hope to have the opportunity to consider more of your work in the future.

Kind regards,
MIFF Submissions Team

[Greg]

Just to drive their point home, Melbourne International Film Festival sent me another note saying Thanks, but no Thanks.

Dear Greg,
This is an automated email to notify you that Melbourne International Film Festival has updated the Judging Status of your submission.

Iron Crotch

Not Selected
Project was not selected to be included in festival.

I've also been shunned by the All Things Hollywood Film Festival. I'm starting to get the message.

Dear Greg,
Thank you for submitting your project to the All Things Hollywood Film Festival. Unfortunately, we are not able to include it in our program this year.
Please know that your project was carefully considered by our programming team, and the decision was incredibly difficult to say the least. Unfortunately, not all of the wonderful projects we consider can be included, and we are forced to make many difficult decisions each year.
Thank you again for sharing your project with us. We wish you the best of luck, and we hope to have the opportunity to view your work in the future.
Sincerely,
All Things Hollywood Film Festival

[Greg]

Well, this is a nice change of pace from the usual slew of rejections. Granted, I'm still not in but I'm closer to being in. Sort of. DUMBO is an artsy area of Brooklyn. This festival has been going on for 8 years and I've entered every film I've made into their festival.

This is one of two announcements I expected for today.

Dear Greg,
We are glad to inform you that your film is a pre-selection (you can read "semi-finalist" on FilmFreeway) and it is now competing with the other preselections to be an official selection at the 8th DFF (2026).
We received over 352 entries from 48 Countries and the average quality of the works keeps an outstanding standard, also thanks to your contribution.
Please read carefully:
1) Your film has been preselected, which means that your film will compete with the other pre-selections until July 12 (when the official selection is chosen).
2) No screenings are planned during this process: only the selected films will be screened at DUMBO from November 16 to 22.
3) If officially selected, your title will be listed along with the other titles on July 12, under the 2026 OFFICIAL SELECTION section of our website.
4) According to the festival's policy, only the official selections will receive the official laurel.
We hope everything is clear and thank you once again for sharing with us your extraordinary work, the result of commitment, passion and creativity.
Good luck,
Dumbo Film Festival Team

[Drunk Monk]

Well, this is a nice change of pace from the usual slew of rejections. Granted, I'm still not in but I'm closer to being in. Sort of. DUMBO is an artsy area of Brooklyn. This festival has been going on for 8 years and I've entered every film I've made into their festival.

This is one of two announcements I expected for today.

Dear Greg,
We are glad to inform you that your film is a pre-selection (you can read "semi-finalist" on FilmFreeway) and it is now competing with the other preselections to be an official selection at the 8th DFF (2026).
We received over 352 entries from 48 Countries and the average quality of the works keeps an outstanding standard, also thanks to your contribution.
Please read carefully:
1) Your film has been preselected, which means that your film will compete with the other pre-selections until July 12 (when the official selection is chosen).
2) No screenings are planned during this process: only the selected films will be screened at DUMBO from November 16 to 22.
3) If officially selected, your title will be listed along with the other titles on July 12, under the 2026 OFFICIAL SELECTION section of our website.
4) According to the festival's policy, only the official selections will receive the official laurel.
We hope everything is clear and thank you once again for sharing with us your extraordinary work, the result of commitment, passion and creativity.
Good luck,
Dumbo Film Festival Team

Congrats!

Wait...Dumbo?


I think I just bit the tip of my tongue off...

[Greg]

Serves you right.