The Treacherous

[Drunk Monk]

Sometimes softcore porn gets film awards. Here's a K flick example. A period piece about a mad tyrant (figured I'd better brush up on those now). He paints sex - lesbian sex, horse sex, paints using nekkid concubines as brushes. A treacherous father and son are sent to steal all the nubiles and train them for the ultimate reality contest to be the mad king's main consort. There are many mass sex training Kung Fu scenes with dozens of topless babes. Lost count of the tit & bum shots - so gratuitous. This leads to where you would predict - a lesbian sex battle to see who comes first, complete with props. And it's quite ensanguinous - swordfights, arrow thrilling, decapitation, even a Carrie-esque bucket of blood bath. But remember, this won some awards. The costumes and sets are gorgeous. The cinematography is spectacular and panoramic. The acting is solid, considering everyone is an insane manipulator - yes, there are assassins. There's even a Bollywood sword fight dance assassination attempt. It's long - like 3+ hours so I watched it in chunks. Netflixable. DOOMworthy.