Barbie Three Musketeers

[Drunk Monk]

It's been a while since we've reviewed a good Barbie flick and this is an absolute must for every fencer. Barbie plays Corinne, the daughter of D'Artagnan, who dreams of being a musketeer, even though she's really a gymnast. She has a kitten, Miete, who is a shoo in for a young Puss from Shrek. On her first day in Paris, she winds up in trouble with three other dolls, Viveca, Renee and Aramina. They become castle maids and study Musketeerette fu (fan fighting, ribbon fighting and jewelry fighting..oh, and fencing).

Two words: Tim Curry. I shit you not.

V needs to carry this title.

You so want to see a trailer, don't you?
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[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I reject you totally.

[Drunk Monk]

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[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Which is why I reject you.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

uh...my eyes...ummm...why is it dark in here so suddenly....uh, guys, uh...I can't see...

Oh, and a special message for DM: :axe:

[El Dingo]

I propose a Barbie DOOM gathering where we get drunk and go all MST3K on that shit.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Don't we suffer enough? But it would probably make good filler between the dwarf necrophilia.

[Drunk Monk]

nobody understands me but DOOM


:twisted:

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

How sad for you. How sad for all of us.

[Drunk Monk]

...except for that Mulan thread, and that's not quite fair because it's about two DVDs. Good ol' Barbie. She knocks another right out of the ballpark.

Where's that pic of the Greg DM & Barbie menage a trois? Greg? Photo-archivist? Where is it?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

It's here on the forum. Did you try searching for it?

[Drunk Monk]

Look! It's Scapino!

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Sigh.

[Drunk Monk]

And now this thread has a whopping 13 responses. That makes it a highly discussed topic on this here forum.