A Threevening with Kevin Smith

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Kevin Smith is a potty mouth who's very fond of his own Penis and it's continued happiness. This is the third DVD of Kevin Smith Lectures. He's gone back to Redbank, NJ to celebrate his birthday and catch everybody up on all things Kevin Smith. At least that was the premise.

The first question out of the box was and I paraphrase" Would you ever think about doing a Children's film". It turned into an hour long monologue about his dogs fucking and ruptured dog vaginas. It was funny but I don't know if I needed that much detail. Eventually the stories got a little shorter, thank the lord. He talks about the making of Clerks 2 and he talks about Timothy Olyphant who played the bad guy in Die Hard 4. Kevin Smith refers to him as the Olyphantastic. I get the feeling they don't get along.

And proving that Kevin Smith never met a room he couldn't stop talking to, this was only the first of two DVD's. We will probably watch the second one tonight. Stay tuned for more details.

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Disc two was much better. The stories were much shorter and more entertainmen related. He did a nice discourse about Clerks 2. His story about Bruce Willis and Live Free or Die Hard was worth the price of admission.

But then it was all ruined by the Anal lesion story. He should have just boxed the ruined uterus dog story with the Anal Lesion story and gave us the rest. Some of the best stories were on the outtake real including the one about Carrie Fischer.