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RE: Iron Crotch - Greg - 01-26-2026
Very excited to see someone in Japan watched Iron Crotch for 24 seconds!
RE: Iron Crotch - Greg - 01-27-2026
Just received this message from the Shanghai Film Festival.
Shanghai Film Festival wrote Wrote:尊敬的siff 徐铮先生/女士：
非常感谢您的节目报名第30届上海电视节。我们已经收到您提交的节目报名资料，以下为您的节目报名信息：
节目编号：null
节目名称：Iron Crotch
上海电视节将以严谨的专业态度对待每一部报名节目，入围结果将会在2026年5月中旬于官网公布并邮件通知入围片方。
入围节目主创须亲临现场参加下述活动：
1、“荣耀之夜”上海电视节白玉兰奖提名活动
2、“白玉兰绽放”颁奖典礼暨上海电视节闭幕式
如您有任何问题，请随时联系您所申报单元的负责人。 祝您的节目在上海电视节取得成功！
上海电视节
地址：上海市静安区康定路211号，艺海大厦20层
邮编200041
RE: Iron Crotch - thatguy - 01-27-2026
MUST attend in person if you win! It could be a trap...
--tg
RE: Iron Crotch - Greg - 01-27-2026
(01-27-2026, 09:21 AM)thatguy Wrote: MUST attend in person if you win! It could be a trap...
--tg
Totally a trap.
In other news, Taiwan has weighed in with 6 minutes of viewing. 2:50 minutes in Xitun and 3:10 in Taichung.
RE: Iron Crotch - Drunk Monk - 01-27-2026
Shanghai rocks.
Actually, I've only been through the airport. But the airport ROCKS!
When did your Chinese name become Xu Sheng?
RE: Iron Crotch - Greg - 01-27-2026
(01-27-2026, 10:26 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: When did your Chinese name become Xu Sheng?
You break my heart. It's always been Xu Sheng.
RE: Iron Crotch - Drunk Monk - 01-27-2026
(01-27-2026, 10:43 AM)Greg Wrote: You break my heart.
That’s been my goal here all along, all the way back to when I first wrote about Iron Crotch to lure you in.
Yep, it’s been a long game.
And now my work is done.
RE: Iron Crotch - Greg - 01-27-2026
Yay? Congratulations?
RE: Iron Crotch - Drunk Monk - 01-27-2026
(01-27-2026, 11:34 AM)Greg Wrote: Yay? Congratulations?
![[Image: iu-27.jpeg?fit=1125%2C1200&ssl=1&w=640]](https://i0.wp.com/thepeoplestherapist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/iu-27.jpeg?fit=1125%2C1200&ssl=1&w=640)
RE: Iron Crotch - Greg - 01-27-2026
My buttock tattoo.
RE: Iron Crotch - thatguy - 01-27-2026
(01-27-2026, 12:11 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote:(01-27-2026, 11:34 AM)Greg Wrote: Yay? Congratulations?
That is the image I think of when I think of you two...
--tg
RE: Iron Crotch - Greg - 01-27-2026
Hence, the tattoo.
RE: Iron Crotch - Drunk Monk - 01-27-2026
(01-27-2026, 01:51 PM)Greg Wrote: My buttock tattoo.
You mean your tramp stamp? Or is it square on one of your cheeks? If so, right or left?
No wait.
WAIT!!
I do not want to know. TMI, bro.
(01-27-2026, 02:20 PM)thatguy Wrote:(01-27-2026, 12:11 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote:(01-27-2026, 11:34 AM)Greg Wrote: Yay? Congratulations?
That is the image I think of when I think of you two...
--tg
fair
And the football is the iron crotch. Both are kicking targets.
![[Image: 20051123_063634_1122peniskick-2.jpg]](https://www.eastbaytimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/20051123_063634_1122peniskick-2.jpg)
RE: Iron Crotch - Greg - 01-27-2026
Dude, please. If I wanted to say tramp stamp, I would have said tramp stamp. It's on the left obvs.