Death of a LiEphone…

[Drunk Monk]

My liephone is getting so wonky. It crapped out on me last Friday when I was resigning ybe get to a store to pick up a sample before it closed, freezjf my maps and giving me a major panic attack trying to make it jn time. And it’s spelchuk is out of control as y’all are so keen tonpojnt out on my late nite spelchuk reimagined posts (as a professional writer, Im cool woth it tho because it’s nice to let my hair down woth the weird spelchuk permutations). 

Just now I printed out a bunch of maps and passes for the next two days because I can’t trust my phone. Cant have it crapping out on me again like Friday. I am jn the market for a new one - leaning towards the iPhone Air because it has a titanium case and I can lighten up on the military grade cases I’ve been using for so long given mynlifestyle) 

So I’m starting this thread to complain (which is what the D00M4M is all about really, amirite?) and post some uncorrected posts just to see if my dying liephone comes up worth anything creative.

[thatguy]

i thought you were just trying for a glitchy ee cummings

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

Oh man if only 
Maybe spelchuk poached if fu making 
Thst would make a lot of sense 
I stripped my phone out of its Mo Stro it battle ready case so I can charge wifh a plug less charger (mind had a Klingon insignia thst lites up when charging  - cant use the loiguthf a wig e Sidi mid 
Ne fx no s see WL d op one d
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Falling a kid so now

[Drunk Monk]

I have a new phone!

I haven’t booted it up yet. Charging it. Then I must strip the data off this phone thst I want to transfer. I’ll teach the new phone to spell. Spelchuk but not Thar

[Drunk Monk]

This is my first post from my new phone.
Can it spell spelchuk? Check!

[thatguy]

This is my first post from my new phone.
Can it spell spelchuk? Check!

Who is this?

--tg