Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)

[Drunk Monk]

Jurassic World: Rebirth. July

This franchise isn't tired at all.

The latest installment of the Jurassic franchise is set in the near future when dinos have reestablished themselves on earth but mostly in zoos or near the equator (which is now globally banned for travel). But the three biggest dinos might have the solution to cardiac issues, so ScarJo leads a team into the forbidden zone but not before rescuing a family that were sailing the ocean nearby and were shipwrecked near there.

Again, it’s all about the dinos. There’s like a dozen of more scenes where the dino rises behind someone quietly and that someone is so frightened that they don’t look back right away - it’s like the main franchise cliche aside from people getting chomped. And you know who’s going to survive - it’s the characters wifh the most backstory. 

This adds mutate dinos - the mutant rex is like the bastard child of Snoke and a xenomorph. 

Ultimately, it’s more of the same, cool dino effects and everyone is in peril of being chomped. If you like the Jurassic franchise, definitely see it because it seems to be a timeline from the first one (I’ve missed a few and can’t even say what number this installment is. It was a side eye watch while folding laundry and surfing the web on my phone. But if you’re not into it (judging by the lack of Jurassic reviews here, none of us are) not going to D00M rec tbis.