Children of the Corn
The original (1984) was the first movie I ever walked out of.
I watched another movie first, but hung around the complex and went into another theater for this (1984 version). It opened with a family in a car traveling. Through cornfields. Then it zooms in on various little trinkets in the car, all corn-related. Then they're in a restaurant eating, and there's close-ups of the salt and pepper shakers, and they're like corncobs. And I'm being inundated by this crap, and then the kids show up, and they're all looking down at their shoes, because their shoes are untied, only their shoes are tied and they aren't really looking down, they're looking straight ahead, only their heads are tilted down, and they'll have neck problems later in life if they keep doing that, but it makes them look evil so they keep doing it.
I couldn't take it anymore. I walked out, stopped at the grocery store on the way home and bought corn on the cob, and at home I burned it on my altar to myself.
Then I ate it.
The original (1984) was the first movie I ever walked out of.
I watched another movie first, but hung around the complex and went into another theater for this (1984 version). It opened with a family in a car traveling. Through cornfields. Then it zooms in on various little trinkets in the car, all corn-related. Then they're in a restaurant eating, and there's close-ups of the salt and pepper shakers, and they're like corncobs. And I'm being inundated by this crap, and then the kids show up, and they're all looking down at their shoes, because their shoes are untied, only their shoes are tied and they aren't really looking down, they're looking straight ahead, only their heads are tilted down, and they'll have neck problems later in life if they keep doing that, but it makes them look evil so they keep doing it.
I couldn't take it anymore. I walked out, stopped at the grocery store on the way home and bought corn on the cob, and at home I burned it on my altar to myself.
Then I ate it.
I'm nobody's pony.
