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[cranefly]

You can tell those women are boxers, because they're wearing boxing gloves.
--cranefly

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

They were wearing gloves? Really? Hmm...I'll just have to check on that.

Scotland calendar for work and Ireland for the home.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Every year I get the KROQ calendar so I can get the birthdays of all my favorite alt-rock bands. I need to send cards to Eddie Vedder and Billy Corrigan. That way they know I care.

Plus, I get a CD of new music. Can you beat that? No pictures of girls and their boxing gloves.

[Drunk Monk]

It's a collection of Tibetan Buddhist thanka images. I asked Mrs. Dm for a swimsuit calendar for work. This is what she got me.

Actually, it's very soothing and psychedelic. It sits nicely above the chaos of my desk and beside Bob's skull picture.

No calendar for home yet. Might just fore go that altogether this year...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Do you really need to document your mortality so closely?

[Drunk Monk]

...that means deadlines. Everyday is some kind of deadline. Emphasis on the 'dead'. Beleive it or not, when I first signed on, there was no large master calendar in our office, just a few hokey complimentary industrial calendars. When I took the job, I was describing my new position to the former director of Rock Med, Raz, over drinks, and he gave me his classic psychedelic-Groucho-look and said "Calendar. You need a giant wipeboard calendar with plenty of different color dry erase pens." It was great advice.

Deadlines baby. The business end of the mortality trip.

[Drunk Monk]

http://www.calendardates.com/Merchant2/m...ode=2008-4

I had it in my hands in the little calendar kiosk in the mall a few minutes ago. But I lost my nerve. There was a lawsuit leveled against our company before I hired on - it was a trumped up harassment case and a girly calendar in the warehouse was one of the issues. When I got an autographed East West 2006 Calendar for the office - a comp I picked up at some comic con thing - and they made us take it down. Still haven't got a new calendar. That'll be the task for the weekend.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Why don't you hold out for the girls in Waders!

How do you get enough people together at KFM to file a harassment suit? Isn't the only female there Gigi?

[Drunk Monk]

There's about a dozen women working there. But I'm told that the harassment suit came from someone that was just psycho. Pisses me off. That legacy means no girly calendars here anymore.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

How about if it was the KFM Ninjette issue complete with DM in palanquin? You should bring that up in the meeting now. It's never too early for planning for 2009's calendar.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Calendars are your friend. I'm thinking you want the venture brothers calendar.

Wicked Cool Stuff

[Drunk Monk]

it's lame actually. i could have collected my photos of dragons and put together something much better. the photos are really mediocre and not hi res. cjinese dragons...been there, done that. at least it's better than the kitten calendar T was encouraging me to get. the discounted rack was pretty picked over. at least it's a euro, so the days are in five languages.

[King Bob]

I used to work in a screen printing shop where all the printers were male, but the manager/paste up person was female. She decided she was tired of all the cheesecake pictures on the wall, so she tacked up some pictures of men.

One of the guys immediately took down all the girl pictures. I thought there was room for all tastes.

I later found out (as I had suspected) that she was gay anyway, so I guess it was more of a general decorum issue for her.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

We have had so many people that play for so many different teams that pretty much anything can go up on the walls at AFS, short of something from NAMBLA.

My home calendar is from a fella doing a 'round the world trip on his motorcycle; this year is all Africa.

Calendar at the fencing club is all NorCal motorcycle roads photos; lots of bikes parked in front of the club these days. No calendar for the shop, yet.

[Drunk Monk]

One of my office mates has a calendar that features dog crap. i shit you not. Every month, a new pile of crap in a scenic setting, with a profile of the dog who made it. January is subtle, but it gets nastier as the year goes on. So far, no one else has noticed it. I probably wouldn't have noticed it unless it was pointed out to me.

Given that, I had to take the high road and get an Ansel calendar. It's a little wider than the standard, so I had to move my mini-black-framed-KB-skull painting, my pic of me on lion dancing on stage at the dead and my pic of me at Tamo's cave over a little to make room. I'm sure you're all very excited to know this.