Kung Fu Trash Talk

[Drunk Monk]

I’ll break every bone in your body
And send you to hell.

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So ya wanna play Kung Fu huh?
Try this!

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

I’ll break every bone in your body
And send you to hell.

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So ya wanna play Kung Fu huh?
Try this!

Worthy additions. We need more!

[Drunk Monk]

All that Kung Fu
Looks like dancing

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A big mouth on a wet arse
It should be taught some manners

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What’s that supposed to be?
Kung Fu? 
Who taught you that load of shit?

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Judging by you
Your old man’s Kung Fu stinks
I wouldn’t ask him to wipe the shit off my damned arsehole

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I won’t even need to use my hands for you
Stupid

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Well shithead
Had enough?

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I could squash you
Your skull’s like butter
It’s not worth it
You can study Kung Fu for twenty years if you want
But you’ll never beat me

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I warn you shit face
I pick who I’m going to bury next
Say your prayers fast because you’re about to feel my iron head

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That’s called dog eat shit

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Today I have an opponent that’s worthy
I’d like to pay my respects to you

[Drunk Monk]

You watch out
You’ll have a body with no arse

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

That seems very scatological.

[Drunk Monk]

I have this memory of watching Drunken Master in the theater with you. There's a scene where Jackie (Wong Fei Hung aka Frankie Wong) knocks the Staff Master face first into a pile of dung. I remember you wincing at that. It was an extreme wince. 

It's a fond memory, whether it be real or false...

[Drunk Monk]

You didn’t let me down after all
You’re by far the strongest of my opponents
But Kung Fu is meant for killing
I’ll kill you even if you don’t kill me

[cranefly]

You didn’t let me down after all
You’re by far the strongest of my opponents
But Kung Fu is meant for killing
I’ll kill you even if you don’t kill me

I'm thinking we should also have a Greatest Pickup Lines thread.
Surprisingly, many of the lines here would work there as well.
Such as the above one.

[Drunk Monk]

You didn’t let me down after all
You’re by far the strongest of my opponents
But Kung Fu is meant for killing
I’ll kill you even if you don’t kill me

I'm thinking we should also have a Greatest Pickup Lines thread.
Surprisingly, many of the lines here would work there as well.
Such as the above one.

All these years and the way of promiscuity has been right under my nose…

too late now…

[Drunk Monk]

If you want to die now
I’ll assist you

[Drunk Monk]

A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming

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So my pretty pretty, we meet again

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming

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So my pretty pretty, we meet again

 Those are good! Where are they from?

[Drunk Monk]

Ummm well…

Barbarella

Slightly OT but they struck me as appropriate at the time

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

No, they're good.

[Greg]

Irish Kung Fu Trash Talk?

You are like a Connacht sheep. You have a good scream but not a lot of wool.