The Perfect Gene Gift, Discontinued

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I am so bitter. I had the cash in hand but they are not selling. Crap!!!
It turned tongues red, for goodness sake.

[Drunk Monk]

...I need one of these...
http://parksabers.com/

[Haggis Killer]

One of my co-workers has one. It makes all the right noises.

[Drunk Monk]

One of my martial brothers saw one and was really impressed. He says you can slam one - hard - on the floor and it won't break. That buddy fought NHB in Kazikstan and was a UFC alternate, plus trained with heavy traditional kung weapons, so he's pretty good about knowing decent weapons. I still get into the occassional light saber battle - in fact, I'm expecting one this Saturday at the Exotic Erotic. Seriously. The problem with light saber battles is the toy ones are designed to break. If I had solid light saber, I could be king. King, I tell you. KING!!!!

I do have a new light saber, just for this year's Halloween. I opted for the cheapo version from planet Targes - it makes a humming sound but it's short. It also ~vibrates~ when hit. That was the sell point. After all, I am taking this one to the Exotic Erotic... :twisted:

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

And how did the vibrating light saber do at EE?