ninjas vs. pirates

[Drunk Monk]

...well, I still fit in my ninja suit.

[Drunk Monk]

I just got back from Disneyland and it was lousy with pirates. Pirates everywhere. Arrggh! Fortunately, Tara doesn't like pirates, so we skipped that ride. Well, except for Stacy, who loves that ride the best so just had to ride it to see Johnny Depp. My fave pirate moment was in the World of Disney store at Downtown Disney, seeing a gang of bikers eagerly trying on pirate gear.

We ninjas concede defeat for 2006. But when a ninja fights and runs away, it just means we're going back to train in some esoteric fighting technique and will be back for revenge later. You watch. The ninjas will rise again. And we won't need no pretty-boy Johnny Depp to do it.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I couldn't download the game to find out if it's true. YOu have to be a PC user, which makes the whole thing sound fishy. Maybe one of you BlueScreen of Death boys can find out for sure.

Ninja loves Pirate

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Drunk Monk, the message is clear what you have to do to avoid the pirate onslaught. You must start Ninja Dinner theater. If the piractes can have their dinner theater, the Ninjas need one, too. I know you will succeed in this venture. Just as soon as I finish the Ninja websitel

Pirate Dinner Theater

[Drunk Monk]

That's my one concession to 'talk like a pirate' day. We have 'kill like a ninja' day, but I can't tell you when it is because it's a closely guarded secret. You'll know.

Now back to our regular proninja programing...

[cranefly]

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[Drunk Monk]

There's a few more hours left.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I dusted off the old Ninja outfit. When it wouldn't fit past my shoulders, I spent the rest of the day drinking.

[Drunk Monk]

lame but current and OT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSYLWavP6NU

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

That was a poor representation of Day of the Ninja. No wonder the pirates are winning the culture war.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

You'll find out what I was up to...you 'll ALL find out!!!

-ZY

[cranefly]

Still puzzling over that youtube clip.

Does it mean that ninjas are so fast that you never see them in motion?

Or just that ninjas can't afford camcorders?

[Drunk Monk]

...i had this nasty skin tag on my eyelid and this morning i had it cut off. no anesthetic. some kaiser doc just snipped it off with some forceps and a razor in two quick cuts. i was freakin out about it all last night. i mean it's my eye after all, or eyelid at least. now it feels fine, but it's continued to seep (weep?) a little blood into my epicanthic fold, making for a nasty little mess of congealing blood tucked into Asian eyelids, so it's only noticeable when i blink.

why do i mention it here? because i'm really bummed i didn't get an eyepatch. i was hoping for a nice eyepatch. now all i got is a bloody mess. ironically i ran into a guy with an eyepatch at lunch. weird, huh? with my current look, the kung fu villain beard and long hair, an eyepatch would have sent it over the top. if only...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

You had a piece of your eyelid cut off? Cool?!? What the hell are you doing that you are growing extra pieces of yourself. And if you are growing extra pieces of yourself, why did you pick your eye to grow from?

[The Queen]

Greg's going to be so disappointed if you didn't get photos or video of the procedure.

Was the cutter's name Mick? After he cut you, did you start screaming "Adrienne! Adrienne?!"