The Kedding

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

In less than 30 days, the Kedding will occur. Leaving only two.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

To clear up any lingering confusion, the bride is the date that Ken brought to Mark's(Dan's) bachelor party. Discuss among yourselves.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

What does it mean that there was a massive earthquake (Bigger than the Northridge Quake) in Hawaii two weeks before the blessed event? What does Pele really think about the nuptials?

(Some radio morons wondered how they could have an earthquake that big in Hawaii)

[Drunk Monk]

dan's bachelor party was held in a paintball arena and ken wasn't there. mark's bachelor party was held jumping out of and airplane and ken wasn't there either. my bachelor party was held at promise keepers at oakland, then at mark's, then at phish at shoreline (it was a 30 hour run). so kathy is the girl that dan followed around all evening with singles in his fist, thinking she was a stripper. i was a little too lit to notice. we we're planning to go the the renn faire too, in between mark's and phish, but there was this issue about k&k getting dressed, and in the meantime, mark threw in another eye-raper of a vid, and we lost momentum.

i'm bummed i can't make the kedding. mrs. dm and i entertained a plan to go for a very short spell, but we just couldn't swing it this year. 2006 has us playing a lot of catch-up financially. i explained (gave excuses) in the r.s.v.p.

since scapino won't play here on the forum, been fantasizing that mrs. scapino will. so far, tq is the only sig o. mrs. dm would have nothing to do with such nonsense, and that's probably just as well. please extend our invitations to the soon-to-be mrs. scapino. after all, she's family now. but perhaps wait after the nuptials are signed. wouldn't want to jinx it.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I hope you've taken time out of your busy schedules to send a gift to the Kedding. A really big gift. A really hard to transport gift. A gift that might be a pain to take on a three Island tour. I was thinking of a Goat.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

How about a sculpture of Brintey spears giving birth to her baby? That would say congratulations.

Britney Sculpture

[Drunk Monk]

I wanna see Sean's head crowning. Where's the shot of that angle?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

So, mark Lamprell. Is attending the wedding. he's know Ken since college days. He crashed the first Doom New Years Eve party. That's how he knew my name. hock:

[Drunk Monk]

Was it worth the trip to HI?

When are you going to start the Scapino files of Trenches? Call it Kenches.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

First, they did go through with the ceremony. Which puts one in the plus column



But then there were the acts of God



It's still too early to tell.