ninjas vs. pirates

[Drunk Monk]

Chinese vampires, a bikini blonde and well, a you-know-what. Could you ask for more?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zj9rLdZIrSs

[Drunk Monk]

Avast! We've been breach'd!

http://www.norcalpiratefestival.com/mainpage.htm

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Could be Free the fool for the 21st century! At least the D-listers from Pirates of the Caribbean will be there. I know I want to see Chubba!

[cranefly]

Okay, I'll give one to the pirates with this.

Instructables, by the way, is kind of a cool site. You might consider signing up.
Hope you can view this.

--cranefly

http://www.instructables.com/id/E9QNLVD5ZVETVPLVAS/

[Drunk Monk]

http://www.freewebs.com/ninjabob/ninja%5Fpics.htm

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Ninja Bob's Muay Thai? In what world does that make sense.

And when we say Hot new Ninja pictures, the hot should refer to ninja woman, not Bob.

[Drunk Monk]

http://www.wordpirates.com/

[cranefly]

I'm giving the year the pirates -- hands down, unconditionally.
Maybe next year I'll return my allegiance to the ninjas, who come closest to my style of training.
But as for this year, it's over. Not even close. They just totally kicked my ass.

--cranefly


http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=eknqc79hpi

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Bad Cranefly, Bad. Never ever no net ever are we to hear the small world theme outside of Disneyland. Do you realize how dangerous that can be. Now, I have to start the 40 most softsational Soft Rock anthems to cleanse my palate. That song is like a worm eating up memory space in the brain. Yeesh.

[cranefly]

This brings back memories of when DM and I first began competing at martial arts tournaments. DM was always edging me out. But I remember this one tournament where it was really close. For whatever reason, DM had decided to go soft. You know, Tai Chi. Usually he'd do the fastest and flashiest weapon set. But this time, Tai Chi. And he was determined to do it slow -- slow even for Tai Chi.

For musical accompaniment he chose Eye of the Tiger. In hindsight I think this was a mistake -- because they had to play that song clear through five times straight before he finished. The judges gave him nines instead of the usual tens, and I'm certain it was just because they got beleaguered of that song.

That left me a big opening and a whole lot of hope. I was doing the Ha Say Fu Hung Gar Bench set, which is very wicked and flashy. I was doing the version where you bang the bench repeatedly against your forehead at key points -- I suppose just to show how tough you are. I nailed it. I just totally nailed it.

But I still lost to DM.

That's when I first started to realize that It's a Small World isn't everyone's favorite song.

--cranefly

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Why don't we see about getting you an MRI, too...?

[The Queen]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/85ac/

[Drunk Monk]

the ninjas have fallen back to legoland. it was a bad time for the rebellion...

[Drunk Monk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhFbbq0zpHY

[thatguy]

Cross-file under Doom Music...

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BTW: Some schools have a Pirate as a mascot, how come you never hear about a school using a Ninja as a mascot? What gives? Afraid to be called "Silent but deadly" maybe?

--tg