Doom Gifts

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Tell DM not to sip while posting. He gets very friendly when that happens.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Tell me about it. Someone likes to play the victim, but we all know how he is when he is drunk. I know; oh, how I know!

[Drunk Monk]

Green Label JD is a lower grade of JD, sold only in TN (although now with the web that has no meaning). It's not fully matured and has a higher alcohol content. For JD connoisseurs like me, Green JD is the shit.

Two more last minute gifts:
a bottle of organic sangiovese (I've yet to have a decent organic wine)
a bruce lee ski cap/mask (very cool)

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

How can why be inorganic? It's still made from grapes, right?

Second, someone didn't think to buy the good JD and instead bought you the green label? Merry effin Christmas, indeed. Maybe that's how you Buddhists roll?

[Drunk Monk]

...nevertheless, inorganic wine sucks. Inorganic beer ain't that good either. I don't know why that is. It really bothers me.

As for the Green Label JD, it was a gift from one of my kung fu brothers. I was dissing him for getting into Gentleman Jack, which is an abomination (top shelf Jack? Absurd!) After thoroughly berating him, which is what you do with kung fu brothers, especially juniors, I told him to get some Green Label. Now he's hooked to it too. The TN office knows I'm a Jack drinker and they turned me on to Green Label. They are always kind enough to bring me a bottle when we cross paths on the road. I return the favor with nasty Chinese wines. :drinkers:

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Jack vs. nasty Chinese wine? Lose/lose, sez I.

By the way, please re-regard my previous statement.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Once again we spin off it's axis. Back to the drinking and posting comment.

[The Queen]

It's no Darth Tater, but it has a certain appeal...

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/accessories/aec4/

[Drunk Monk]

KB's burnoose was the most used DOOM gift for me because I wore it at a lot of music festivals - the strap at least. Now the beer opener is #1 as it brings great happiness both at home and abroad (perfect for festivals too). True story: After getting that gift I kind of blew it off and just tossed it in our utensils drawer. It lived there dormant until another utensil crossed it and it started speaking randomly at night. Stacy heard it several times and was having some serious wtf thoughts. It was pretty mysterious for a spell. When I figured it out, it was the perfect DOOM night drop - like a time bomb. Well played, brother, very well played.

Yep, beer o'clock already on a brilliant day in Feb to take down diwalli lights. Just warm up for the Superbowl, and I probably won't watch it as I've already seen the $3 million Kung Fu Panda ad....

[Drunk Monk]

So I finally watched the Star Wars Trilogy Ep 1-3, my 2009 Xmas gift. http://brotherhoodofdoom.com/phpBB3/view...ars#p10808

Wow. It is so epically bad. I remember it being bad, but not quite that bad. I think if you distilled the whole trilogy down to all the Natalie Portman scenes and the light saber battles, you might have a watchable film.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

I'll watch them with the sound off and just look at the backgrounds which are outstanding and complex. Once a fight starts, I'll watch that, too. They are horrible movies.

[Drunk Monk]

I really should have been writing. Damn Lucas. How could he f that up so badly?

[thatguy]

I think I already posted this but here it is anyway:

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--tg

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Jon Voight's Ball Sack would make a great band name.

[Drunk Monk]

When you receive an unexpected parcel from a DOOM bro that's approximately the size of a human head, do you
A. open it
B. open it quickly.  it might be snacks!
C. open it carefully
D. re-gift it without opening it
or E. place it in the center of the parking lot wrapped in gelignite with a long fuse, then light it and run like hell?