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Yetis vs. Unicorns?
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#31
07-06-2019, 03:32 PM
It would be nice to see that some time. Where do you keep it?
As a matter of fact, my anger does keep me warm

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#32
07-06-2019, 05:37 PM
My back.
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.
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#33
07-07-2019, 12:22 AM
(07-06-2019, 05:37 PM)Dr. Ivor Yeti Wrote: My back.

Oh I thought you meant...

Ew...

Why the heck did my mind go there?
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#34
07-07-2019, 06:06 AM
Because you are not well?
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07-07-2019, 06:16 AM
(07-07-2019, 06:06 AM)Greg Wrote: Because you are not well?

tru dat.

been ill since the last election...  Sad
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#36
07-07-2019, 03:33 PM
Of course they would sell those coolers too
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#37
07-07-2019, 04:52 PM
Naturally!
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#38
07-30-2019, 09:09 PM


"Human sacrifice, yetis and unicorns living together, mass hysteria!"
Dr. Venkman
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07-30-2019, 10:39 PM
WHAT??! NOOOOO!!!! Unicorns are *ASSHOLES*!
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07-31-2019, 10:07 AM
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08-02-2019, 03:40 PM (This post was last modified: 08-02-2019, 03:42 PM by Drunk Monk.)
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01-03-2020, 04:09 PM
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01-21-2020, 02:38 PM (This post was last modified: 01-21-2020, 02:38 PM by Drunk Monk.)
this article is from 2018.

but it's still effin terrifying

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Quote:Government urges people to stay out of the woods during yeti mating season
JANUARY 10, 2018 by MARY GILLIS(@LIVING_MARBLE)[/url]   [url=http://www.reddit.com/submit?url=https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/01/government-urges-people-stay-woods-yeti-mating-season/&title=Government%20urges%20people%20to%20stay%20out%20of%20the%20woods%20during%20yeti%20mating%20season]
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BANFF NATIONAL PARK – Provincial wildlife experts are warning hikers, skiers and snowmobilers that we’ve entered the most active period of the Yeti mating season and forestested areas are no longer safe for human activity.
“The Yetis tend to most active following the solstice,” said regional cryptobiologist Caroline DeKnight. “Humans aren’t the only ones who find long nights romantic.”
During breeding season, Yetis are known to display aggressive behavior towards humans, including but not limited to biting, mauling, and sobbing uncontrollably while holding the human in a bear hug and drunkenly ranting about their ex.

“If you do come across any Yeti mating activity, it’s important to not panic,” DeKnight says. “Never enter the woods at this time of year without at least one Sade or George Michael song on your phone. Set your speaker to maximum, and fling the device as far away from your location as possible. Like all warm blooded amorous creatures, Yeti will be drawn to that music. Then you run like hell.”
DeKnight cautions that anyone who escapes a Yeti encounter using this method needs to change all of their passwords as soon as possible upon reaching safety or risk discovering some very disturbing images uploaded to their cloud.
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#44
01-21-2020, 11:45 PM
You can’t handle the truth.
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01-22-2020, 10:36 AM
(01-21-2020, 11:45 PM)Dr. Ivor Yeti Wrote: You can’t handle the truth.

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