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Quote:1. I am **** unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6. ****, I'll burn you into a bbq chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared ****less too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
19. I'll teach you how to you.
20. Mr. Chao, beat him hardly!
21. ****ed it!
22. We've run be quickly.
23. You've knock into my trousers.
24. You make me lost my face.
25. Only him are quite enough you.
26. You must be profession.
27. I would have killed you in the past.
28. The wound is a bit bigger and the face will twist more.
29. She's put much saliva on my face.
30. If you can defeat me, I'll swallow this plate.
31. I want to join you as you guys were fevering up there.
32. Thanks, you will become an excellent ****ed extra too.
33. Go to hell, don't force yourself to.
34. Sorry, I'm an undercover.
35. Stop fighting, eat potato chips, why fighting for?
36. You eat paper this time. It's be glass.
37. It's not a dreaming.
38. What a stubborn old folk!
39. Why are you lossing temper?
40. You make me feel like ignorant.
41. I want to eat your lion.
42. Go to hell! That's too kind of you!
43. I want to go ****ing!
44. Ok, get lost me!
45. Who's the lame?
46. If we don't have a dream in life, we look like salt fish.
47. My firing hearted is not easy to blow out.
48. Your voice seems howling.
49. The defense is none of the flaw.
50. Do you want to scarifice?
51. Please take a sexy posture.
52. How are you fight with us?
53. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert floor for your aunts to eat.
54. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
55. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
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#55 is a classic.
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.
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Finish your last words before I send you to hell.
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There’s some trash talking in this clip that came up in my YouTube feed. The subs go by too quickly for me to get the zingers. Any idea what movie this is?
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Nice sword fight. I’m a sucker for a swordswoman in uniform that says ‘your lips are awesome’.
This looks like a PRC flick possibly made for TV. There are a ridiculous number of these. Let me poke around the web and see if I can find out more.
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04-27-2021, 10:08 PM
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‘Taste my fart’
Xiaolong - China Dragon
http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...p?tid=6273
(03-12-2021, 12:04 AM)thatguy Wrote: Any idea what movie this is?
This is Dao Jian Wu Zhe ( 刀尖舞者). It was a 2018 PRC TV series, translated as Blade Dancer.
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“I better warn you. My sword is thirsty tonight.”
- Goemon, The Castle of Cagliostro
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No one is without enemies--From a fortune cookie.
As a matter of fact, my anger does keep me warm
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As a matter of fact, my anger does keep me warm
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I thought of this one yesterday:
"My presence is my warning"
Did I steal that from somewhere?
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“In the face of a weaker opponent
I usually let him win three rounds first.
Now the three rounds are over.”
~ Guan Yu
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“Shut up!”
“You fool! I’ll shut you up!”
Zen Kwan Do Strikes in Paris
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Well in that case
If you mean to resist arrest
I have no choice
But to kill you
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New year is coming up
Don’t throw your lives away
- Zatoichi
I know I know. Technically a samurai movie not Kung Fu trash talk. But it was Ichi meets the one-armed swordsman so it counts as Kung Fu.
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You’re the kinda guy that can fart
But doesn’t have the shit to back it up
Jimmy Wang Yu
The Prisoner
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