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(02-08-2018, 02:25 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: What do you do when your employee tries to show you something he's been working on and a hardcore anal porn ad pops up on his screen?

Are you sure the man wasn't just affectionately standing close behind the woman and they were both fully clothed in transparent trenchcoats?
I mean, seems you might be jumping to conclusions...
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Ay there's the rub. I'm pretty confident it was a female ass although all that could be seen was the penetration in animated gif glory. There was some redemption there because the culprit employee is gay. But then again, who knows what kind of kinky porn he likes to watch might be.
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Stoked for this.
I was so disappointed missing last year.
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(02-08-2018, 05:57 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: Ay there's the rub. I'm pretty confident it was a female ass although all that could be seen was the penetration in animated gif glory. There was some redemption there because the culprit employee is gay. But then again, who knows what kind of kinky porn he likes to watch might be.
“Redemption”? For accidentally showing you a straight hardcore anal porn ad vs. a gay hardcore anal porn ad? The employee is so entrenched that viewing porn on a company computer (or going to any web site that could deposit that kind of ad) is not a fireable offense? Wow!
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You do know that KFM regularly hosts a man who hangs weights from his penis at the office, right?
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Do NOT get me started on either of those topics. srsly. just don't.
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But at least, there's no knickers involved. We have some modicum of dignity.
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Do you look for that modicum of dignity with a scanning electron microscope?
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Fortunately the knickers that yetis like are white. Those modicum stains show up quite clearly.
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You are such a Knicker Queen, DM.
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In your dreams...
No wait! Don’t even post those. Ew.
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Five Deadly DOOMers.
That's what's in store for this weekend.
No iron crotch.
No knickers.
No anal porn.
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No anal porn? I'm out.
Who's the fifth?
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I'm taking the 5th on the 5th. It's a special surprise. Absolutely photo worthy. And if anyone brings the anal porn, it'll be him.
Aw crap, I just went and spoiled it. The a dead DOOM giveaway.
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Is he working or visiting?
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