Doom Dreams

[Greg]

As long as they played 'Touch of Grey' all was good.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Greg]

TMI DREAM

I was having some Adult Fun Time with the wife. I took off my clothes only to realize I still had clothes underneath. It progressed from there. No matter how many layers of clothing I removed, there was always another pair of shorts or T-shirt underneath.

Then the dog threw the bowl and I woke up.

[Greg]

I had the second house I own but have neglected dream. There always seems to be a forgotten house wherever I live. In the dream I figured I needed to get it cleaned up so I could sell it.

[Drunk Monk]

I dreamt I was talking to Ace Frehley of KISS.  We were just having an idle conversation, sitting on a couch, and Paul Stanley was behind me.  He was talking to Michael Franti.  Ace got all excited and snapped a pic of the two of them, and I photobombed it. 

Just gonna leave this right here...

[Greg]

I'm in my living room talking to my real estate agent about the closing date of escrow for the house.

Cheese and Rice, I can do this in real life! I don't have to have a dream about it.

[Greg]

I dreamt I was hanging out with Taylor Swift with my sister. We drove around town. Had a meal at a Mexican Restaurant that Taylor paid for. We were also interrupted by a fan who wanted to call Taylor by her real name Hannah. But I woke up and thought, why I am having a dream about Taylor Swift? When I went back to sleep, Taylor Swift was still there. It seems like she was in my head all night.

[Drunk Monk]

Hey! I stake claim as the only DOOM swifty! Challenge ME!!!



Last night, I dreamt about getting in a fight, but it was more like a Kung Fu movie fight. I was wearing a baseball style cap as I’ve been a lot lately to conceal my receding hairline but then I realized that I could angle the visor to conceal my eyes from my opponent. I don’t remember anything else from the dream except for playing with my brim and those new cliched dramatic eye close-ups before finale fights, complete with a pounding drum soundtrack.

Maybe I shouldn’t watch Kung Fu mo ids before bed.

Naaaaaaaah

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

I don’t know her music, but I’m a fan of her activism.

[Greg]

You can have her.

[Drunk Monk]

I don’t know her music, but I’m a fan of her activism.

She totally made a vid in your honor...

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You can have her.

if only...

here, this one's for you

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and this one is for me.



 TayTay 

[Greg]

I didn't say I didn't know her songs. I said you could have her.

[Drunk Monk]

I didn't say I didn't know her songs. I said you could have her.

She's a pop diva queen.  How could anyone not know her songs?  You'd have to live in a cave... a yeti snow cave on the ice planet Hoth... or a urine-soaked alley off Folsom street.  

Nah man, I'm just infecting you with ear worms. 

  

Cuz TayTay 

[Greg]

I'm resisting.

[Drunk Monk]

I'm resisting.

You can try to resist TayTay...

But she’ll be in your dreams again tonight.

Your wildest dreams.

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Once again for today, DM drops the mic.

[Greg]

Oy vey. You've drunken all the Tay-Tay Kool-aid. Oh! That's why you are the Drunk Monk?