10-21-2005, 05:01 PM
So I get this call from a former advertiser to set up a meeting with her friend, a professional feng shui person, and she's trying to sell us the idea that we should sell her shirt designs, like do the printing, advertising and everything, just for her and give her the money after, but 'no,' i say, 'we could print your shirts but you got to pay for them' - we print a lot of shirts - 22,000 accounts mostly schools and we do all their shirts, etc., so the lady she sends is really weird, stares vacuously into your eyes weird, shakes your hand like a dead squid weird, whips out an ingraved plastic name tag that affixes magnetically to her blouse weird. i mean the name tag really got me. who the hell does that? do you walk around carrying a magnetic plastic name tag in your pocket?
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