Kung Fu reboot on the CW

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I'll just bite my tongue here. The whole backstory of Shaolin is annoyingly sideways. 

SF Chinatown is okay. It looks like they did some location shots... just enough. I haven't lived there in a quarter century so I'll default to the Yeti's opinion of this part. More tongue biting. 

Don't even get me started on the Kung Fu of Kung Fu. 

Okay, I'll bite through my tongue if I don't. 

Once more serendipity lifts its ugly head.

Yesterday (when the above was writ) I went to the dentist to have a porcelain thingy installed.  The big topic of discussion was my bit tongue.  It was a bad bite.  At first I denied biting it; someone else must have snuck in there and done it.  That didn't fly, so then I claimed I'd gotten hungry in the night and didn't want to get up and raid the fridge.  Eventually I had to confess that I forgot to wear my night guard, and I must have bitten it.  "Does this happen a lot?" was the question of the day.  No, only when my tongue gets in the way of my teeth.

There continued to be discussion of it, because it was a bad bite.  I don't know how I did it, or exactly when, but it occurs occasionally, and is embarrassing when it happens shortly before I head to the dentist.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled topic.