11-22-2005, 10:53 PM
You took a class from Stephan Hayes, the original white boy ninja? Can he really fly? Does darkness flow from his, you know, behind? Is he able to wave his hands and make you forget where you left your car?
I mean, what's the deal with him?
By the way, when was somebody going to clue me in on the 'you gotta have a ninja outfit' requirement for BOD? Not to mention (from another line of inquiry) the tux? I've got neither of these things, so I must live hereforward under the assumption that you've all been teasing me about my having been voted onto the island.
Is there a cheat sheet or something? Now that I know where I stand, I think I'd better check the fine print. There might be something in there about easy cheese mixing in an unholy manner with pudding. I gotta be more careful, you know?
Now, my son's chosen to be a pirate for the last 2 halloweens. I haven't got a pirate costume myself. He's got a couple of 'em, but they won't fit me. Except for the eyepatch. And the hook.
Hmm.
I think I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am.
I mean, what's the deal with him?
By the way, when was somebody going to clue me in on the 'you gotta have a ninja outfit' requirement for BOD? Not to mention (from another line of inquiry) the tux? I've got neither of these things, so I must live hereforward under the assumption that you've all been teasing me about my having been voted onto the island.
Is there a cheat sheet or something? Now that I know where I stand, I think I'd better check the fine print. There might be something in there about easy cheese mixing in an unholy manner with pudding. I gotta be more careful, you know?
Now, my son's chosen to be a pirate for the last 2 halloweens. I haven't got a pirate costume myself. He's got a couple of 'em, but they won't fit me. Except for the eyepatch. And the hook.
Hmm.
I think I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am.