ninjas vs. pirates

[Drunk Monk]

Now DOOM was founded on ninjitsu, not piratsu. MarKKK claims he is a pirate. But we all have ninja outifts, as part of our initial DOOM constitution. None of us have pirate outfits. Well, the Kennance probably does, but that's just another reason for the Kennance. I've actually taken a seminar in ninjitsu. Honest. From Stephan Hayes, no less, when I was much younger. Although I confess having a soft spot for Pirates of the Carribean (the ride, not the movie). Maybe Chow Yun Fat can sway me in the sequel.

I hate Capt. Morgan. I like ninja motorcycles, but I don't ride at all, so wtf do I know about such things?