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'We've been living a lie': Nebraska man goes viral with hilarious rant against boneless chicken wings

Updated: 7:01 AM PDT Sep 3, 2020

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Chelsea Robinson [url=https://twitter.com/ChelseaHTV][/url]

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[b]LINCOLN, Neb. —[/b]
A Nebraska man has gone viral across the country with a hilarious, impassioned speech against "boneless wings" he gave to Lincoln City Council.

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"Excuse me — I'm trying to — come on," he said as audience members burst into laughter. 
He said the name "boneless wings" is a failure to our children. 
"We need to raise our children better, our children are afraid of having bones attached to their meat, which is where meat comes from, it grows on bones!" he says. "We need to teach them that the wings of a chicken are from a chicken, and it's delicious." 
Alternative names he suggested included "Buffalo-style chicken tenders, wet tenders, saucy nugs or trash."