Doom Dreams

[Drunk Monk]

You know those dreams when you're peeing and you wake up and realize that you're in bed and are grateful that you were only peeing in your dreams, and then you wonder if you should get up and pee because if you fall back asleep, you may have the peeing dream again because you really have to go and you might, in your dreams, forget it's a dream, and actually pee in your bed? 

And then you get up, stumble in the dark to the bathroom, and it turns out you really didn't have to pee. It was just something you dreamed about. 

Sometimes my subconscious is stoopik.