Pre-End-of-the-World Gathering?

[cranefly]

By prior agreement we all brought pet monkeys to go with the Monkey Shoulder Whisky.
It seemed a good idea at the time.

What we discovered is that monkeys don't "centipede" nearly as well as humans.

BTW, all this day after, my left hand has been falling asleep.
Finally determined that it's been embalmed. WTF?
Serves as an important lesson. Never let the Taoist Drunkard's pacman devil-beast hypnotize you.

Thanks for your never-ending generosity, ED.
And for your information, DM, I finally managed to retract the telescoping baton by slamming the end of it into Lady Cranefly's diamond-studded rattlesnake belt buckle.