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Greatest band names
(06-09-2022, 08:02 AM)Greg Wrote: lapsed catholic 


Lapsed Catholic is a speed metal all-chick thrash punk band with nearly pornographic costumed that mash up catholic school girl uniforms and SoMa bondage gear. 

Yeah, you'd see them in a heartbeat, but wouldn't tell your SigOs. The mosh pits were nasty fun.
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Lisped Catholics are an all-Grrl Castilian a cappella group
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(06-09-2022, 10:14 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote:
(06-09-2022, 08:02 AM)Greg Wrote: lapsed catholic 


Lapsed Catholic is a speed metal all-chick thrash punk band with nearly pornographic costumed that mash up catholic school girl uniforms and SoMa bondage gear. 

Yeah, you'd see them in a heartbeat, but wouldn't tell your SigOs. The mosh pits were nasty fun.

Except for the costumes, that sounds almost like Band Maid. They are playing August Hall (in SF, with the bowling alley in the basement) in Oct. It's sold out. I'd see them in a heart beat...



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(07-14-2022, 04:59 AM)Greg Wrote: I, too, twisted to find comfort for an ailing joint.


Twisted Comfort
A speed metal country band sponsored by southern comfort.

Ailing Joint
A Cali reggae band by old one-hit wonders sponsored by aspercreme.
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Hitting them out of the park.
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(07-14-2022, 09:20 AM)Greg Wrote: Hitting them out of the park.

a Korean punk band all with the last name "Park".
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Handbasket

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Greatest *real* name: The Surfragettes.
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"teen tartans"

A Celtic pop kid group that performs in Braveheart cosplay outfits. 

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(08-28-2022, 08:58 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: grenade spoons 


A speed punk j-pop band in the tradition of Baby Metal only the gals were shredded army surplus attire.
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I was just reviewing the Road House thread because of a query Den sent me, and found this gem.


(09-18-2015, 10:51 AM)cranefly Wrote: thewage 


Thewage is punk metal girl band comprised of females that are former professional wrasslers, clad in balck spandex. They mostly cover Joan Jett and Melissa Etheridge classics.
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Can't wait* for the remake that is coming of Road House!


*Can actually wait.
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Yeah, that’s why Den reached out. They want a teaser piece to test what the interest might be. But they want it soon and my dance card is full. I’ve knocked out 1 of my 3 Cobra Kai pieces and I’ve got some Immortal work due, plus my day job as always…

Although I could probably bang out a RH piece pretty quickly.
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PAIN DON'T HURT!
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(09-04-2022, 06:45 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: a pleasant 69.


Lounge music comprised of orgasm sound from porn films auto tuned to the proper key for the top 100 muzak hits.
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