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Yes. Same. I never picture DM as Zendaya, though.
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You need to watch Euphoria. It puts Zendaya in a completely different light. Then you'll see the DM in her.
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353: YMAA telemeet first thing (so many telemeetings for YMAA), then an odd number of chores for my mom, then I must stop by the bank on the way home to inquire about receiving payment from Korea. I also have a vid to review for YMAA.
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354: Product review deadline plus our weekly publicity telemeeting for YMAA. I’ve got a lot of ymaa tasks now - feels nearly full time.
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355: The usual YMAA/KFM tasks then dinner with my daughter. She’s in town for the weekend. A friend of hers had a visit planned and needed a copilot. They got an airb&b, drive up today, drive back on Sunday. I remember drive by road trips like that when I was in college. They were such fun. Now it sounds unpleasant.
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Yeah, but she's not doing a round trip to LA in a day with a side quest to Disneyland.
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With the added infection risk
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Tara has had her 1st vaccine already. She qualifies because she works at the U cafe (food service) and gets free covid tests (she got one yesterday).
But yeah, everything is risky now. Oh for those carefree daze of blasting down to Disneyland and back. Of blasting up to RotR in a day and back. Of dead tour...
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Soon come.
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(03-05-2021, 09:49 AM)Greg Wrote: Soon come.
Have we ever discussed the meaning behind this? Should I start a DOOM patois thread? We could include Lang Belta patois, bossmang...
Man, at first I thought this was an article on the Onion...
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Fisher-Price Has Turned Our Remote Work Hell Into a Toy
”My Home Office” for kids lands somewhere between dark satire and a meme
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[url=https://marker.medium.com/tagged/object-of-the-week][i]Object of the Week[/i][i] is a column exploring the objects a culture obsesses over and what that reveals about us.[/i]
Itlooks like a parody, and a rather dark one at that: The Fisher-Price My Home Office play set includes a fake laptop, headset, latte cup, pretend phone, and “4 fabric ‘apps’ that attach to computer screen to ‘work’ on different projects.” It’s intended for preschoolers, ages three and up. The obvious takeaway: Once upon a time, children might pretend to be an astronaut or a superhero before the educational system disabused them of all their dreams. Now, apparently, a toy inspired by the Covid-19 remote-work boom, which has converted so many homes into offices and schools, will teach them to just skip ahead and start fantasizing about a soul-draining life of Slack banter and Zoom meetings.
This flew so close to satire that truth-on-the-internet arbiter Snopes.com weighed in on the matter, confirming that the eight-piece play set is perfectly real and carries a suggested price of $24.99. In fact, according to its Amazon listing, it’s been available since August. But it’s only in the past week that the kit seems to have made a splash on social media, where it was described as “bleak” and evidence that “we’re all living in hell now.”
As Snopes pointed out, fake play set parodies are actually a meme-world trope: “In recent years, Fisher-Price toys have formed the basis of popular online parodies and pastiches, such as ‘Tiny Toker,’ which included toy marijuana paraphernalia, ‘My First Vape,’ and a ‘Happy Hour Playset,’ complete with toy stools, tiny beer bottles, and a kid-sized bar.”
Another example: the (fake) “Fisher-Price Work From Home Playset,” which appears to have made the rounds in July. Allegedly aimed at kids ages three and up, it promised a pretend laptop, crying baby, an uncomfortable-looking kitchen table and chair, and a couple bottles of wine. “The perfect toy for 2020 doesn’t exist,” announced a meme-spreader site.
Quote:Allegedly aimed at kids ages three and up, it promised a pretend laptop, crying baby, an uncomfortable-looking kitchen table and chair, and a couple bottles of wine.
That was not true for long. [i]The Toy Insider [/i]noted the popularity of the fake-product meme in mid-August and observed: “It’s funny because it reflects the strange limbo we’re living in right now — a pandemic-fueled era where home is work, home is school, and there really isn’t an ‘off switch’ anywhere to be found.” But then the publication revealed the plot twist: Life appeared to be imitating a rejected [i]Black Mirror [/i]episode, and a real version of the same basic idea was now available for purchase.
Sadly, it seems impossible, given the timing, that Fisher-Price literally got the idea from a meme. And it’s not clear how the design and specific components of the actual play set were directly shaped by and meant to respond to work-from-home pandemic culture. (Parent company Mattel did not respond to my inquiries.) Presumably the point is not, in reality, to train kids to join the boundaryless, claustrophobic delirium of the work-from-home, teach-from-home workforce. But what is the point?
It turns out that, Twitter wits notwithstanding, a toy that seems like a set of grim training gear for a world without work/life boundaries does have its defenders. Kids love to pretend and enjoy imitating the adults in their lives, [i]Motherly [/i]pointed out, and there are plenty of work-related play sets and toys already, so why not have one that normalizes the home office? Several commenters on the economics-focused [i]Marginal Revolution [/i]blog made similar points: “Children process complex ideas through play,” one said.
Quote:Perhaps part of what kids will learn here — and what I’m willing to bet not a few of them are observing firsthand — is how to totally blow off that spreadsheet, goof around, and enjoy some cute dogs every so often.
Indeed, several reviews on Amazon — where the product has 3.9 out of five stars, based on about 600 ratings — note examples of kids already[i] [/i]imitating remote-working parents, often wanting to poke at their actual laptops. (Most of the negative reviews are focused on the physical quality of the objects, not their sociological implications; also, the top positive review involves using the set to distract a cat.) In other words, maybe this toy merely responds to and formalizes, or just tries to cash in on, behavior that’s already happening anyway.
That’s why my favorite detail of the play set is the image on the wood-block “phone,” which shows what appears to be a conference call among several dogs. Critics quote the first bit of Fisher-Price’s product description — “Better grab a latte to go, that report is due this morning” — as particularly depressing. But it’s worth considering the rest: “and there’s a call with the dog across the street after naptime.” Hey, now — that actually sounds like a pretty good agenda to me! The description adds: “Your preschooler is the boss of their own workstation at home, the local coffee shop, or the moon.”
Perhaps part of what kids will learn here — and what I’m willing to bet not a few of them are observing firsthand — is how to totally blow off that spreadsheet, goof around, and enjoy some cute dogs every so often. By accident or intent, maybe Fisher-Price’s seemingly weird and dark toy also cues up some of the subversiveness that makes play valuable. If you’ve never learned how to spend some part of your work day on the moon, I recommend you give it a try. Ask a toddler for advice.
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Patois? Moi? I've just always said it like that. I must have picked it up in my youth.
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Today my bee house arrived. When I put it up, a couple of bees emerged from the tube of cocoons, but they seemed a little feeble, although they seem to have flown somewhere. Then no more activity. Now wait and see.
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Can they afford the bee rent?
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356:As soon as Tara wakes, we’re doing a beach walk. She’s staying at this funky airb&b near the catalyst. It’s cool - very Cruz - a weird nook with a wonderful dragon & Phoenix facade and a child’s lion dance tail draped over a chair. I’ll skip Kung Fu for the walk.
Then I’ll probably write today. Stacy gets her vax 1 today so I might be taking care of her if she has side effects.Tonight a friend invited me into her Raya livestream so I may do that instead of finishing wandavision.
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357: Stacy post-vax2 care & YMAA/KFM/Den writing (this will be over the next few days)
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