Potiche (2010)

[Drunk Monk]

Catherine Denueve is the potiche (trophy wife) who takes over her cheating husband’s umbrella manufacturing company that her father built. It’s a French comedy I guess. Gerald Depardieu is a politician who had a fling with Catherine in their youths and still burns a candle. Catherine’s daughter is like Ivanka. Her son looks like a young Michael York and is a socialist artist, possibly gay. There’s a secretary who cheats with Catherine’s husband but then becomes her ally and other striking workers. It might’ve been funny if I understood French. 
No sword fights. Not DOOM recommended.

[Greg]

Gerald Depardieu is Gerard's younger, less talented brother.

[Drunk Monk]

It’s Gerard’s stoopik spelchuck doppleganger with the same dopey nose. 

Afterthought: French shag without disrobing. Women hike up their dresses and men just unzip their pants without dropping trou. And they go for it anywhere.