Godzilla x Kong

[Drunk Monk]

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. Trailer 2. March 27

This looks horrible. My hate stands ready.

Oof. With you on that. 

After G -1, why does Hollywood even try with the big G? The annoying thing is that most don't even know the difference between these and the Toho Godzillaverse.

monstrously bad. 

In all fairness, watching this on a tiny airplane screen does it no Justice. It might be fun in D-box, just like stuffing a vibrator up your arse set to max and just sitting on that for 2+ hours. It’s lots on titans wrecking stuff.

I haven’t kept up with the monster verse so maybe I missed something but I don’t really care. There’s this hidden earth in the middle of the earth that can be reached through vortexes and that’s where all the titans live. There’s an army of kong’s led by evil Scar Kong (ala Lion King) who wields a rope dart with a glowing tip made from a giant serpent spine. That’s much dumber than it sounds and I’m sure it sounds pretty dumb?

I can just hear Greg’s incessant questions about dumbness. Why is there sunlight in the hollow world? How do the titans get from one side of the planet to the other so fast? Does insurance cover the damage to the pyramids? 

The only thing that amused me is that Godzilla gets his beauty naps curled up like a cat in Rome’s colosseum. 

Not D00M recommended unless your on an 11+ hour red eye flight.