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Saturday night.... nobody posting....
It's as if there were some big "brutha-hood o' doom" gathering going on or something. Christ, I hope not. Remember that old bit about "there can be only one?" Jeez - maybe I better check the paper tomorrow 'n look for stories about some guy getting whacked, head chopped clean off by an ancient sword.
Yeah. I'll look for that tomorrow.
Tomorrow... yeah... that reminds me.... time for bed....
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...by Cutie Honey...besides the computer was too busy illegally downloading films you and Greg worked on... After Mirrormask and Batman Begins, I was just starting to think that Hollywood was getting the whole comic-to-movie thing together. Once again, we could learn a lot from Japanese cinema. I gotta find that Cutie Honey soundtrack.
The New Maggimoto Castle is disturbingly like the old Maggimoto Castle and it's not because of all the action figures still in their plastic cases on the walls. The feng shui is frigteningly parallel, just a little more roomy, but the dogs fill those spaces up so it feels just about the same. Curiouser and curiouser...
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And kudos to the DM (Drunk Monk, not Dungon Master. Oh hay...) for "Shaolin Dolemite". Probably the most bizarre mashup of old Kung Fu film with occasional cuts of Rudy Ray Moore saying "Sheeeit" and "Get Down, Mothafucka".
Who knew Davy Crocket was a master wushu swordsman?
Who knew that the sight of a ninja's breasts will stun a Shaolin monk?
Who knew that to stop silver or gold zombie indian warriors is to put out their eyes with prayer beads?
Between "Cutey Honey" and "Shaolin Dolemite" we were mentally devastated by 1AM. Even "The Man Show" couldn't return us to reality.
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Was that Joe Roggin "Man Show" or Jimmy Kimmel "Man Show"?
So much for the flickr badge idea. Dammit
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And I totally new about the ninja breast/shaolin monk thing. It works on us shaolin disciples too. ha! if only....
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I've got a camera. Then would be a great launch vehicle for the Martial Arts Channel. Now, the do the female martial artists have a special tear away portion to their ghi's?
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I needed a calendar and my choices were Kittens, Orlando Bloom, or the 49ers. Who knew they stopped selling calendars mid-january? To preserve my manhood, I went with Orlando. I mean the 49ers.
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Who do you think you're kidding, kitten boy?
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It felt right at the time . . . .
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According to regulations, you must be penalized. No pumpkin ass for you next week.
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