10-24-2015, 12:56 PM
To refresh your memories:
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A cook/mayor/ne'er-do-well dude gets impregnated by the refugee monster queen and gives birth to a four-armed radish. Monsters, monster hunters, paper-cut golems and exotic meat chefs are hunting for the radish baby using magic and Kung Fu. The radish baby becomes full-auto weaponized when fed fruits. The monsters look like doughy versions of How to Raise Your Dragon dragons, but they are really yao, which here are depicted mostly as anamorphic vegetables. Sword fights, Bollywood dance numbers, Disney deaths, cool sets although a little H.R. Pufnstuf-ish, monster fart jokes, mediocre CGI. Entertaining fight scenes. Shrek-esque dance numbers and annoying musical interludes in monster language (which is subtitled in Chinese and translated into nonsense syllables in the English subs). Mostly predictable although there are a few decent mcguffins. The good monsters go vegetarian.
This was a major blockbuster in China and another reason why China won't have a global hit soon.
[youtube]FbhsvxqoCG4[/youtube]
A cook/mayor/ne'er-do-well dude gets impregnated by the refugee monster queen and gives birth to a four-armed radish. Monsters, monster hunters, paper-cut golems and exotic meat chefs are hunting for the radish baby using magic and Kung Fu. The radish baby becomes full-auto weaponized when fed fruits. The monsters look like doughy versions of How to Raise Your Dragon dragons, but they are really yao, which here are depicted mostly as anamorphic vegetables. Sword fights, Bollywood dance numbers, Disney deaths, cool sets although a little H.R. Pufnstuf-ish, monster fart jokes, mediocre CGI. Entertaining fight scenes. Shrek-esque dance numbers and annoying musical interludes in monster language (which is subtitled in Chinese and translated into nonsense syllables in the English subs). Mostly predictable although there are a few decent mcguffins. The good monsters go vegetarian.
This was a major blockbuster in China and another reason why China won't have a global hit soon.
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