Joke stuck in my head

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

A man goes to see his doctor. The doctor tells the man he needs to stop masturbating.

'Why?', says the man.

"So, I can examine you"

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

doctor: do you watch porn?

man (embarrassed): um.. yes...

doctor: Do you eat cheetos?

man (surprised): yes, yes i do! how did you know?

doctor: your dick is orange.

[Drunk Monk]

A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep

[El Dingo]

A man goes to see his doctor. The doctor tells the man he needs to stop masturbating.

'Why?', says the man.

"So, I can examine you"

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This is my favorite type of joke which is why I love (the late) Mitch Hedberg.

"I haven't slept for ten days...because that would be too long"

"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to too"

Temporal humor is the best humor.

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[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

BenuNelson: What’s the punchline?

[thatguy]

It's one of those "intelligence test" jokes, like this one I remember from elementary school:

Two birds were in a bird bath. One bird said "Please pass the soap". The other bird said "What do you think this is, a typewriter?".

(I think Gary Chow was responsible for that gem)

Or this one: 

There was a big polar bear floating on a small iceberg. He came across a small polar bear floating on a big iceberg. He yelled to the small polar bear: "When our icebergs are close enough, let's switch" to which the smaller polar bear agreed. When the iceberg's drifted close enough, they both jumped and as they passed, the smaller polar bear yelled to the larger one "RADIO!".

--tg

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

TG, do you know any *funny* jokes?

[Drunk Monk]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Impatient Yeti

Impatie..

< yeti fart >

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

DM, do you know any *funny* jokes?