Does the 2nd amendment apply to cutlasses?

[El Dingo]

A couple newspapers in England are calling for the banning of swords:
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Australia already has:
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Is America next?

Can we visit DM and Yeti in prison?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

But only to the olds cutlass. Come to think of it of it my father was always fond of the Buick LeSabre. And that car needed a ban.

We'll send a cake to DM and the Yeti. Sorry, Dudes.

[Drunk Monk]

Swords don't kill people. Nailguns do. So do pirates. And animators. And acupunturists. And sci-fi writers.

Alas, dear yeti, we knew it would come to this. But we'll go out fighting. That is until some copper zaps our asses with a tazer.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Never give the cops a challenge. At least that's what they said in Philadelphia when they burned down the block of Row houses trying to evict the MOVE group.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Time for us to make our glorious last stand, to show these gun-wielding chimps that REAL men are not afraid to mete out lethal punishment to those who would take away our highly inefficient, yet very personal, weapons of minimal destruction! As long as they attack one at a time and never, ever use a feint.

I hope I don't get bean-bagged. That would be real embarrassing.

[Drunk Monk]

swords against guns, eh? someone's been nipping at that barge cement again. we tried that during the boxer uprising. it didn't work.

have you seen the glue gun? it's used mostly in corrections. it lobs a huge loogy wad of snot at the perp. now that would be a harsh way to go.