Gung hay fat choy...

[thatguy]

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

Check out our Chinese horoscopes for 2008.
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/info/hor.../index.php

[El Dingo]

Thanks, I guess...

- Many arguments, perhaps even lawsuits, are in your forecast. Beware of human relationship traps.

- Mishaps in your family cause you great worry. Beware of your old maladies.

- Wealth is rich but health is poor. Sickness looms.

- The New Year doesn't start smoothly. Your wishes won't be granted. Your budget is tight. You’re unprepared for a lot.

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Hare in 2008 - Anticipate an emotional rollercoaster. Many arguments, perhaps even lawsuits, are in your forecast. Beware of human relationship traps. Stay low key. Manage good social relationships. Don’t just do things your own way. Think more about others. Think about your health. Get plenty of exercise and sleep. Relax with wholesome entertainment. Be open minded and open hearted. Learn how to give. Only when you give, you gain.

Fire ’27: Mishaps in your family cause you great worry. Beware of your old maladies.
Earth ’39: Wealth is rich but health is poor. Sickness looms.
Metal ’51: Expect obstacles with civil servants. It’s better to be low key now.
Water ’63: Vacillate and you won’t finish. Just do it because the opportunity is fleeting.
Wood’75: Social activities and relationships look good, but cost you a lot of cash.
Fire ’87: Don’t be lazy. To pump yourself up, exercise regularly and frequently

2/4-3/5: The New Year doesn't start smoothly. Your wishes won't be granted. Your budget is tight. You’re unprepared for a lot. Be low key. Give yourself plenty of wiggle room.

3/5-4/5: Beware of a relationship trap. One step at a time. Obey the law. Concentrate on your mind on your troubles and don’t add new ones.

[thatguy]

Check out our Chinese horoscopes for 2008.
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/info/hor.../index.php

Mine was generally pretty positive...even this isn't all that negative:

It’s difficult to get along with other humans. Avoid flunkies.

--tg

[The Queen]

So being born in '63 makes me a wet rabbit? The forecast definitely sounds all gloom and doomy. But hey, me likey the doomy so maybe it's not so bad???

[Drunk Monk]

you know, in some asian cultures, the rabbit is the cat. so that would make you a wet...

i better not go there.

[scapino]

Best part of your New Years horiscopes are the quotes from other notables that share the same zodiac sign.
"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. "
Tiger H. P. Lovecraft

"Whoever controls the media, the images, controls the culture."
Tiger Allen Ginsberg

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak."
Tiger Jay Leno

Of coarse I was feeling great about the other people who share my chinese zodiac animal, the Tiger...until I came upon the quote from Pat Buchanan.

[Greg]

First off, I'm following a Scapino post! Excellent.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

As I get in line at the Chinese buffet, this is what the guys in the kitchen yell at me: Gung ho, Fat Boy

[Greg]

You should go to China. They take a picture with you and then yell that.

[Drunk Monk]

And that was funny.

[Drunk Monk]

Happy New Year!