Lynch Castle Estate Stories.

[Greg]

Time to disappear. A big chunk of money just hit an account I have sole control of.

[Drunk Monk]

Congrats! 

Make sure that there’s nachos & whiskey on the crafty table for DM & the Yeti. You can afford the good stuff.

[Greg]

I had to do two money transfers to my sisters today. I went into the branch rather try and do it online because the transfers always get stop by the fraud cops at Chase. Naturally, I complained to everyone at the branch about the problem while I set up the transfers. I had more time in the bank because I was also parking some of the cash in a CD while we finish selling houses.

Before I completed all my transactions, the first wire transfer went through to Antarctic sister.

[Greg]

Once I sent off the money from the house to the sisters and opened a giant CD, I thought I was done for a bit while we waited for the last home to sell.

Sort of forgot about the BofA. I get to go to Madera (further away than Oakhurst, closer than Fresno) to do some notary work and complete some more paperwork.

[Greg]

The good sister, after multiple trips to the county clerks office, finally got the apartments transferred into my name today. I think I did three trips to the notary before the papers were done correctly.

[Drunk Monk]

At this point, it might’ve been cheaper if you just got certified as a notary and did it all yourself. That always seemed like an easy gig - notarizing…

[Greg]

The good sister did get qualified. But it's one of those hustling gigs if it isn't an adjunct to your job.

[Drunk Monk]

I guess if she didn't even cover you're notary necessities, she ain't got the hustle...

Of course, she'd have to be present, and I suspect you don't want any more of that than needed.

[King Bob]

I did that when I worked for the property exchange company. You do about a half day training and take a test and you're set.

[Greg]

Woohoo! An easy one. The good sister realized yesterday we hadn't cancelled the home or car insurance. Since I have the files, I got to make the calls. Unfortunately, I could only find the car insurance file. The home insurance file was a problem because we went through a round of cancellations because of mold on the roof. The good sister thought we had insurance through Mercury. I was really looking forward to tracking down the home insurance policy after I dealt with the car people.

Well, it turns out the broker I called to cancel the car also had the policy for the house. I asked what I needed to do to cancel, figuring I would be sending in Death Certificates and forms. The broker told me I had done what I needed to do and the policies were cancelled. Huzzah.

It should all be that easy.

[Drunk Monk]

Glad that went smoothly for a change.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

It ain’t over until you don’t get the invoice for insurance renewal.

[Greg]

It ain’t over until you don’t get the invoice for insurance renewal.

Let me have this!