Portents of D∞M

[thatguy]

I was out on a bike ride in Ft. Ord today barreling down a hill. I saw two hawks doing the nasty up in a dead tree. I know in Native American culture, owls are viewed as bad omens for bad luck, death, and illness. What do f*cking hawks mean?

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

Hawks are divine messengers. Don’t know about fornicating hawks. 

Saw some seagulls fornicating a while back. Didn’t consider the symbolism. They were loud.