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[*] Best sandwich?
[*] What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?
[*] What is the scariest animal?
[*] Apples or oranges?
[*] Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
[*] What do you think happens when we die?
[*] Favorite action movie?
[*] Favorite smell?
[*] Least favorite smell?
[*] Exercise: worth it?
[*] Flat or sparkling?
[*] Most used app on your phone?
[*] You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
[*] What number am I thinking of?
[*] Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
https://thecolbertquestionert.com/#questions
[*] Best sandwich?
Grilled cheese
[*] What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?
Funk & Wagnalls Encyclopedia
[*] What is the scariest animal?
Fer de lance
[*] Apples or oranges?
Apples
[*] Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
I have all of the Grateful Dead core four plus Jerry except for Bill. I only asked for Mickey in person, the rest were all gifted to me.
[*] What do you think happens when we die?
Oblivion. It's like when you're asleep but not dreaming.
[*] Favorite action movie?
Tough one. I'm going with Seven Samurai.
[*] Favorite smell?
Top shelf whiskey.
[*] Least favorite smell?
gangrene
[*] Exercise: worth it?
A necessity
[*] Flat or sparkling?
Sparkling like my eyes
[*] Most used app on your phone?
IG
[*] You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
Scarlet>Fire. I know, I know, technically two songs but it's the jam that counts.
[*] What number am I thinking of?
9
[*] Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
I can't even do this
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[*]Best sandwich?
[*]Togo's #16
[*]What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?
[*]About a million pairs of shorts
[*]What is the scariest animal?
[*]rattlesnake
[*]Apples or oranges?
[*]Apple
[*]Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
[*]Yes. Sergio Aragones.
[*]What do you think happens when we die?
[*]Hoping for the best. Fearing the worst
[*]Favorite action movie?
[*]Gunga Din or Seven Samurai
[*]Favorite smell?
[*]The ground after it rains
[*]Least favorite smell?
[*]Poop
[*]Exercise: worth it?
[*]Yes
[*]Flat or sparkling?
[*]Flat
[*]Most used app on your phone?
[*]Lightroom
[*]You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
[*]The End of the World U2
[*]What number am I thinking of?
[*]Pi
[*]Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
[*]Time to get moving.
As a matter of fact, my anger does keep me warm
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(01-18-2022, 04:19 PM)Greg Wrote: [*]What number am I thinking of?
[*]Pi
[*]Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
[*]Time to get moving. [*]
Pi - good answer. Or is that the next variant?
Time to get moving is 4 words. Unless you add in Pi.
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Now, time to get moving.
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*]Best sandwich: Grilled cheese with chicken, bacon, & pesto.
[*]What's one thing you own that you really should throw out? Jeans in size 38
[*]What is the scariest animal? Cassowary
[*]Apples or oranges? Neither
[*]Have you ever asked someone for their autograph? Yes: Romankov and Luan Jujie
[*]What do you think happens when we die? We stop. Nothingness. Oblivion.
[*]Favorite action movie? Maybe the toughest question…Ronin, Casino Royale, The Dirty Dozen
[*]Favorite smell? Woodsmoke on a cold, clear day.
[*]Least favorite smell? Crack-shit. It’s like regular human shit, but much worse. Endemic to alleys in SOMA
[*]Exercise: worth it? Yes.
[*]Flat or sparkling? Sparkling
[*]Most used app on your phone? Lose it!
[*]You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it? Changing it to *album*: Wish You Were Here.
[*]What number am I thinking of? 9
[*]Describe the rest of your life in 5 words? The slow march towards death.
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(01-18-2022, 11:34 PM)Dr. Ivor Yeti Wrote: *]Best sandwich: Grilled cheese with chicken, bacon, & pesto.
I have this fond memory of you claiming that a good chicken sammie was equivalent to a good orgasm and then watching you eat one a little while later and noting your pleasured expression.
Ah those college daze at Salle SJSU... so many endorphin-fueled electrolyte-deficient memories...
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I deny everything.
It is a really good sammich, though.
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[*]Best sandwich?
[*]It's a tie: the fried egg from Lee's Sandwiches or the fried chicken sandwich from the Peninsula Creamery in Palo Alto What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?
Two large batteries from my old lawn mower.
[*]What is the scariest animal?
Wild boar - big, strong and smart.
Apples or oranges?
[*]Apples. I prefer Granny Smith.
[*]Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
Yes, Dave Wakeling when I saw the English Beat in 1981 or 1982, but I no longer have it. I think that's the only time.
What do you think happens when we die?
I'm going to have to wait and see. "Nothing of him that doth fade, but doth suffer a sea change, into something rich and strange..."
Favorite action movie?
I watch very few these days, but if I come across Priest on TV, then I always watch a few minutes.
Favorite smell?
Freshly cut wood
Least favorite smell?
[*]Open sewer line.
[*]Exercise: worth it?
[*]More worth it every year.
[*]Flat or sparkling?
[*]I love sparkling. I use the Sodastream.
[*]Most used app on your phone?
[*]A toss-up between Stopwatch and ErgData.
[*]You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
[*]Hejira by Joni Mitchell
[*]What number am I thinking of?
[*]Seven?
[*]Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
Finally getting some things right.
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[*]Best sandwich?
banh mi
[*]What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?
house
[*]What is the scariest animal?
Homo sapiens sapiens
[*]Apples or oranges?
apples
[*]Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
Nancy Kress, prompted by LCF after I won one of her novels at a workshop, little realizing she'd already autographed it (it now bears two signatures).
What do you think happens when we die?
You become one with what you were before you were born.
[*]Favorite action movie?
The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T (the glare fight is priceless)
[*]Favorite smell?
Matsutake
[*]Least favorite smell?
Lack thereof???
[*]Exercise: worth it?
Yes.
[*]Flat or sparkling?
Sparkling.
[*]Most used app on your phone?
Mute button for incoming calls (I'm calling that an app).
[*]You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
It's a Small World After All (to appease my masochistic side)
[*]What number am I thinking of?
0
[*]Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
I need another medical procedure?
I'm nobody's pony.
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CF may be cleverer than the rest of us, and named an animal more dangerous than our choices.
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CF FTW
Still have yet to hear from tg. That's all the active D00M4M players unless the ladies get involved.
Tempted to make one up for LB. He'd be honored if we'd mocked him here with this, especially because he's probably watching and peeing in our mead flagons in Valhalla.
Then we can crunch this data and make even more ridiculous assumptions about each other.
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I got stuck on the smells questions...
Colbert questionnaire
[*]Best sandwich?
3-cheese grilled cheese sandwich, cut diagonally, served with a hot tomato bisque soup on a cold day (preferably seated near a warm fireplace)
[*] What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?
Old papers, receipts, bills, etc
[*] What is the scariest animal?
The tardigrade. I give you Princess Danger: https://boingboing.net/2022/01/18/meet-p...ooler.html
[*] Apples or oranges?
Apples. It's hard to make an orange pie.
[*] Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
Darth Vader (Macy's in Valley Fair, '78); Ralph McQuarry; Moebius; Syd Mead; Evand Earle; lots of bands
[*] What do you think happens when we die?
When you die, the singular soul is recycled into the past or future (relative to your time...the soul isn't time-aware). This is how we all share the same soul. This process repeats until the soul has walked with every being in existence at which time, the simulation ends and the answer to the question "42" will be known.
[*] Favorite action movie?
I've only seen it once, but when I left the theater after watching Mad Max Fury Road, I asked "What the hell just happened!"
[*] Favorite smell?
The woods after a light rain
[*] Least favorite smell?
Burning garbage/plastic/rubber
[*] Exercise: worth it?
Sure
[*] Flat or sparkling?
Flat
[*] Most used app on your phone?
Dropbox (my todo list is a text file that is shared between devices)
[*] You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
Bolero
[*] What number am I thinking of?
66
[*] Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
I'll come up with something
--tg
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