01-18-2021, 11:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-19-2021, 03:45 PM by Drunk Monk.)
DOOM bro fact - the Yeti does an awesome Marvin the Martian. Hold that thought.
This is a Canadian rom-com about a nerdy loser dude who lives in the basement of his ex's after she shacked up with an aussie yoga hottie. He gets fired from his job then a hawt woman in a spacesuit talks him into applying for the Mars program. The rub is that the hawt woman in the spacesuit is none other than Drummer herself, Yeti heartthrob Cara Gee. The nerdy dude, Damon, although Cara nicknames him Marvin, even says she's hawt. And after Cara dubs him Marvin, he does a Marvin the Martian impersonation, although not as good as Yeti can do.
That's right, this film is Yeti's hawt Cara Gee fantasy. And she plays it to the hilt, such a fantasy girl that there were times I thought she was Damon's delusion. Damon might have been the Yeti's fate had he gone down a lame career course as a geologist instead of being a cool professional swordsman. Actually, had she been a hallucination, that would've been a better ending than the predictable one this movie arrived at ultimately, but there you have it. Yeti won't care. It's a lot of falling for Cara, which would be preaching to the Yeti choir.
What's more, this is like the precursor to The Expanse because it's about the first Mars trip and stars earther David Paster (Mr. Metha from Kim's Convenience) and Roci documenter Monica Stewart.
No sword fights. Totally recommended for the Yeti. He should watch it alone behind locked doors. cf might like it too because of the spacesuit.
This is a Canadian rom-com about a nerdy loser dude who lives in the basement of his ex's after she shacked up with an aussie yoga hottie. He gets fired from his job then a hawt woman in a spacesuit talks him into applying for the Mars program. The rub is that the hawt woman in the spacesuit is none other than Drummer herself, Yeti heartthrob Cara Gee. The nerdy dude, Damon, although Cara nicknames him Marvin, even says she's hawt. And after Cara dubs him Marvin, he does a Marvin the Martian impersonation, although not as good as Yeti can do.
That's right, this film is Yeti's hawt Cara Gee fantasy. And she plays it to the hilt, such a fantasy girl that there were times I thought she was Damon's delusion. Damon might have been the Yeti's fate had he gone down a lame career course as a geologist instead of being a cool professional swordsman. Actually, had she been a hallucination, that would've been a better ending than the predictable one this movie arrived at ultimately, but there you have it. Yeti won't care. It's a lot of falling for Cara, which would be preaching to the Yeti choir.
What's more, this is like the precursor to The Expanse because it's about the first Mars trip and stars earther David Paster (Mr. Metha from Kim's Convenience) and Roci documenter Monica Stewart.
No sword fights. Totally recommended for the Yeti. He should watch it alone behind locked doors. cf might like it too because of the spacesuit.
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