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J-lo still looks amazing at 50+ and she's still got serious moves. She's the mama hen stripper to Constance Wu, in a notable role for her - not stellar but not middling either. Strippers fleece unwitting dudes that fall into their honey traps - it's a strip club after all. Not particularly revelatory. It kinda goes right about where you'd expect it to go, plus Lizzo topless which isn't as bodacious as one might assume. There's a fair amount of toplessness but it's in the peripheries. Lots of lap dances. Kinda like a classy Showgirls without Greg's wood butcher work if that makes any sense at all. Women empowerment? Yeah, sure, in a gratiutous g-stringed booty way.
No sword fights. Not DOOM recommended.
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I saw a few moments of this before J-lo drove me away with her "ACTING".
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05-16-2020, 10:19 AM
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Why would you even watch this for J-lo's acting? Although FWIW, J-lo pulls off a decent job acting like she's in her 30s while in her 50s. Wish I could do that...
Constance acts a bit towards the end if that's what you're into. But yeah, acting was not really the sell point here.
I figured you'd be watching it for the stripper pole construction.
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Been there, done that.
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It's one of your skills, right?
So will there be a stripper pole installed at Lynch Lair? Might be just the thing to tie the pergola together...
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