11/25/2006

[Legbone]

Ok I can make Sat at the castle. What the hell is going on here?

BTW Thanks to all who made my dinner.

Cole, I almost put my eye out the day after you gave me the spare.


I received a message from Laurie and I will call her.

I received another call from Stacy and will call her too.


The monkeys...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

It's Friday at the castle, dammit! Friday! Unless you want an intimate gathering with just you and ED. Or that could be the PPFY, LBBP, ED and Greg party. The possibilities . . .

[Drunk Monk]

should we tell BLPB that it's actually friday or shall we just let him show up at ED's? maybe we can call him on his celly, the one with the pic of my finger on it, from PPFY's on saturday....

[cranefly]

Legbone called Lady Cranefly today. An acupuncture matter.
He seemed very excited about Saturdays's gathering -- until Lady Cranefly told him it's Friday.

I think it's finally sunk in, so we might actually see him Friday.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Don't count on it.

[Drunk Monk]

...but i might not log on again until after the holidaze. i work here on the web so 4 days w/no net sounds delicious. whatever transpires over the great turkey massacre day, y'all will just have to inform me at maggimoto castle, friday, after sevenish. see some of you then.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

What's my photo limit for the evening. Can I shoot at will? (I know Will's not coming) Or will there be some sort of time limit?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Two films that would have made one awesome film. What if the nuns were the drug smuggles and the lady Samurai had to infiltrate the nunnery?

Thinks I learned:
Ed has moved to a bigger version of his webster house. It probably doesn't have any cool Jim Belushi tie-ins.

My dad has snake liquer in the liquor cabinet. Should have brought that to the gig.

Always have a Jesus pan to check for witches.

Yes, my soul is going to hell for watching the Nun film.

The Vagina is suitable for drug smuggling

Always apply spit to the dildo.

Think what would happen if we put Cleo on stimulants!

Thanks to ED for the getogether. We got a DVD but no music CD? Feh!

[Drunk Monk]

Thanks to ED for the hospitality! Thanks to CF for the Japanese DVD mayhem!

Strangely, the lingering scarring image was of the pelvic thrust of that dancing bear in the Aphex Twins vid. That and the brassiere of thorns. The brassiere I can understand.

Next time, DM promises a martial arts DVD night, since ED vetoed Casshern. There's not a lot out there right now, but perhaps if we just skip straight to the fight scenes, it'll be entertaining.

[cranefly]

So Lady Cranefly tied me to a chair (the ear bondage was pretty elaborate -- not to get you all excited), then made me drink a case of beer. After that-- Well, you can all guess what came next.

That's right. She put the little pirate (thanks, Legbone!) in a tray between my legs. Then she just stood there, arms crossed, leering.

I want you all to know I put up a tremendous fight. I gave it my best doom effort. But finally, after an excrutiating ordeal lasting 11 seconds, I geysered.

The next thing I knew, I was on my back staring up at a 50-foot pirate.
Okay. So I failed the test. I think that's unequivocal. But here's the question.
What was the test?
I mean, what got proven? That I'm a pirate? I'm not a pirate? That I'm a ninja? Not a ninja?

Or that I'm just some damned fool chattering away on a forum....?

--cranefly

[Drunk Monk]

KB, HK & PPFY r go-n wtf? So it should be.

To add to the noise, here's some seasonal pudding for PPFY.
http://www.peterpringle.com/pudding.html