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Road House (1989) - Drunk Monk - 09-18-2015
A remake project film was recently announced casting Ronda Rousey in the lead role, so I thought I'd revisit it. I remember being amused by it but not as fond of it as many others as it now has somewhat of a cult status. I remember thinking that Swayze couldn't kick to save his live, and that it was just a tad to heavy on his homoerotic beefcake (put on shirt on goddammit!). And of course, his Tai Chi sucked. Well, I like it a lot better now. It's such a postcard from the '80s. I like real explosions and there's a couple of good ones here. Swayze is great in the role, as is Sam Elliot and good ol' Ben Gazzera. I can forgive the Tai Chi now as it was such an early appearance in film. And the Jeff Healy band rocks.
I was re-imagining it with Ronda as Dalton. Of course, all of the gratuitous topless scenes, so pervasive in 80s B films and virtually absent now (it's all moved to VOD) would have to go, which would significantly detract from the original. Much of the plot hinges on Dalton's romance with Doc. Would Ronda be the only woman in a rough redneck world of men? Or could there be gender reversal with all the bouncers and villains being women? That would probably be too weird so most likely the former. Would they keep it at the Double Deuce? I could see it being set at an EDM club (even though those are seldom violent) because a dubstep soundtrack would be awesome. Swap Healy for Skrillex. Elliot's character should be female, like Pam Grier or some action queen of her stature. And Gazzera, well, the villain would have to be a villainess if the love triangle story arc was preserved - or there could be a lesbian angle. The most important thing is that Ronda would have to learn Tai Chi, and I'm just the person to teach it to her.
Ronda. Call me.
Re: Road House (1989) - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 09-18-2015
Should I send her the videos of you doing Tai Chi at KFTC Day to show her your mad skillz? Or would that be counter-productive.
Because Pain don't hurt, brother.
Road Block - cranefly - 09-18-2015
Someone needs to erect road blocks every time Ronda heads for Hollywood.
She should stick with Iko Uwais and other martial arts-savvy company in overseas vehicles that genuinely use her unique talents.
In Hollywood, I fear they'll try to make her into a glamour queen who -- oh, by the way -- can fight.
Just my two cents worth.
As for Roadhouse, DM definitely deserves to have a big hand in the script (assuming he can keep it off Rousey's abundant thewage long enough).
P.S. Yes, thewage is a word, because I say so.
Re: Road House (1989) - thatguy - 09-20-2015
IIRC, John Doe from X was one of the other bouncers. I really don't remember the movie very well...
--tg
Re: Road Block - The Queen - 09-22-2015
cranefly Wrote:As for Roadhouse, DM definitely deserves to have a big hand in the script
Just don't make her say, "Pain don't hurt." :axe:
best line eva!!! - Drunk Monk - 09-23-2015
I actually used the "That's like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don't fit" line at Symb10sis after someone called me 'sir'. 8)
RE: Road House (1989) - Drunk Monk - 01-29-2019
(01-29-2019, 12:03 PM)Greg Wrote: It's all a blur.....
Damn, I rewatched this in 2015? I just watched it again and was struck about how little I remembered. Memory loss has its perks, I guess. Why so blurry? A polar bear fell on me.
RE: Road House (1989) - King Bob - 01-31-2019
Have actually never seen this. Swayze and his mullet always annoyed me.
RE: Road House (1989) - Drunk Monk - 01-31-2019
Ha. This is such a mullet fest. Swayze is really good in it though. He's what makes it work. That and Gazzera who seems to truly relish in his villainy.
It's cheesey - so painfully late 80s - but a cult classic.
RE: Road House (1989) - Drunk Monk - 09-05-2022
Rewatched again in lieu of the Den assignment. Yeah, I’ll take it on. Why not?
I remembered it fairly well this time and the rewatch did frame my thinking on the coverage. I take back what I said about Swayze’s kicks in my initial review. He can move. Son of a dance instructor, and he did study Kung Fu, aikido & tkd, so I should give him cred.
That original Rousey version was canned. A new version is coming out for Amazon prime starring Jake Gyllenhaal as Dalton. That doesn’t work for me at all.
Did you know there was a sequel to Road House with none of the original cast? It was about Dalton’s son.
Did you know that Robby Keene from Cobra Kai has the middle name Swayze because his alcoholic mom was a fangirl?
Did you know there was an off broadway musical starring Taimak from the Last Dragon in a blonde mullet wig?
I should endeavor to work those factoids into my coverage, yes?
RE: Road House (1989) - cranefly - 09-05-2022
(09-05-2022, 10:36 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: I should endeavor to work those factoids into my coverage, yes?You've got this.
RE: Road House (1989) - thatguy - 09-07-2022
John Doe from X was in the original.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098206/characters/nm0230335?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t11
--tg
RE: Road House (1989) - Drunk Monk - 09-07-2022
Ha. I thought that was a psuedonym. He plays a seedy reprehensible character.
One of the points I'll make is that the music was overseen by producer/mogul Jimmy Iovine, which explains Healy's role.
RE: Road House (1989) - thatguy - 09-07-2022
John Doe was also the sandwich shop owner in the forgettable: Ten Inch Hero that takes place in Santa Cruz, but was not filmed in Santa Cruz (IIRC)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0829297/
Quote:Piper moves to Santa Cruz, California to go to the Institute of Art. When she was 15 she gave birth to a daughter, but had to put her up for adoption because she was too young to raise her. Years later she sees an article about a girl she thinks is her daughter, who lives in Santa Cruz, and applies for a job in a sandwich shop. As she works there she gets to know the staff. Tish is a babe, she tries to seduce every guy who comes into the shop, and she goes home with those who flirt back. Jen, a computer nerd who has a love affair online with a guy who calls himself fuzzy22. She's not as pretty as Tish and she struggles with self-confidence. And there's a crazy haired guy called Priestly; he's not like other guys and dresses different then everyone because he refuses to be "another clone". Piper's boss is a really nice guy named Trucker, who's in love with a woman who owns the store across the street. The audience goes through the sandwich shop crew's personal struggles as they help each other through it all.
--tg
RE: Road House (1989) - Drunk Monk - 09-18-2022
Yay. My Road House piece made it to the first page in a google search for 'Martial Arts.' I'm always pleased when that happens.