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Chuck Norris! - Haggis Killer - 11-03-2005 He's bad. Real bad. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty">http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty</a><!-- m --> who has more time? - Drunk Monk - 11-04-2005 Who has more free time on their hands: people who post facts about Chuck Norris or people who read said posts? :? What about - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 11-04-2005 People who find these facts and don't have any real position in the fact generation cycle? Return of the Chuck - Drunk Monk - 12-01-2005 Is is mutiny at KungFuMagazine.com? I can't tell anymore... http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39419 Eek - The Queen - 12-01-2005 I was glad to read about the puppy in the well. Otherwise I might have been a little nervous. I'm post 81 or 82 - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 12-01-2005 I'm always glad to spread the Gene myth. argh! to be in the same league as chuck... - Drunk Monk - 12-05-2005 Next thing you know, I'll be selling weird exercise machines with washed up supermodels. Oh wait, that doesn't sound too bad... I saw Chuck live! - Drunk Monk - 03-12-2006 He was at Strikeforce http://brotherhoodofdoom.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=280 I was more impressed to see Forest Whittaker there, actually, but I got to give props to Chuck. He looked good - healthy and happy - thoroughly enjoying the evening's entertainment. He received a rousing ovation from the audience when he presented the belt in the cage, but was out of there as soon as the presentation was over, which was to his credit - he didn't try to steal the spotlight at all. He seemed delighted to be the presenter and very respectful to the athletes. It would have been cooler if Forest gave the belt, but Chuck paid his dues back in the day, so I can't fault him. - El Dingo - 03-13-2006 Chuck Norris is Sean Hannity's beeotch. Still 'Good Guys Wear Black' and 'The Octogon' were a hoot. kill ninjas like in the octogon - rip their hearts out! - Drunk Monk - 03-14-2006 http://hallpass.com/media/chucknorris.html Thanks - Greg_phpbb3_import1 - 03-14-2006 And then my computer froze up. Is the object to make me mad enough to really rip someone's heart out? I came close.
sorry about that - Drunk Monk - 03-15-2006 I had no problems with it. I couln't rip any hearts out, but I found if I just swung the fist in a circle repeatedly, I could knock out all the ninjas. Try this one: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.wwcnd.net/wonnabechuck.php">http://www.wwcnd.net/wonnabechuck.php</a><!-- m --> BTW, have you noticed that one of the winks in MSN messenger is now W.W.C.N.D? My God. The world has gone mad. Huh! - Haggis Killer - 03-15-2006 I couldn't do anything except rip out ninja hearts. Their heart protection kung fu was WEAK! Lone Wolf McQuade - Drunk Monk - 08-17-2014 Caught this again on Impact network. I only saw it once when it first came out and hated it. Now, I love it. It's the precursor to Walker Texas Ranger, as well as Chuck's right-wing fanaticism. He won't drink any foreign imports, only American-made 'Pearl' beer in cans. He drives a super-charged Ford truck that can dig its way out of being buried. He doesn't need no stinking search warrant and can kick the doorman's ass just for standing in his way. It's Chuck trying to squint like Clint throughout the entire flick. It's also one of Carradine's finest performances - he's so smarmy as the villain that you just want to roundhouse him in the kisser. I can't tell which I enjoy more: watching Carradine kick Chuck's ass or vice versa. Plus it was shot in Manila, a place I've never been and don't really intend on going to, so I'm glad it was preserved here. No sword fights, but there were real cock fights. Yes, animals were harmed in the production of this film. |